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    If it ain't broke, don't kung-fix it

    Ok, this new start page for KFO is really beginning to bug me, with this whole Reality and Reality Fighting thing.

    Can anyone tell me when kung fu became Unreal? And for that matter, this site is affiliated with Kung Fu Magazine. So does that mean the forum is a contradiction to the magazine?

    Wat gives??????
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    Re: If it ain't broke, don't kung-fix it

    Originally posted by African Tiger
    Ok, this new start page for KFO is really beginning to bug me, with this whole Reality and Reality Fighting thing.

    Can anyone tell me when kung fu became Unreal? And for that matter, this site is affiliated with Kung Fu Magazine. So does that mean the forum is a contradiction to the magazine?

    Wat gives??????
    Kung fu became unreal when people started to get the perception that the stuff in the kung fu flicks was actually what kung fu is about.
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    I don't think thats the issue at all- "Reality fighting" is being used now just because thats the new term, like as in "reality TV" and that stuff.

    You've been voted out of the Kwoon. Actually, you should write the script for that, give it to the Kwoon.com

    "Extreme" was used up and kinda '90's, thats all.
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    Yeah then people started to add "combat" to everything.

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    "Enroll NOW in Sifu Abel's school of Combat Yoga, where you will be taught to kick ass in the most flexible way on earth. No other style can touch Combat Yoga, for it is too soft to be contained, too flexible to be injured and too powerful to handle. So start now and become the ass-kicking yogi you deserve to be!"


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    Combat Yoga, where you will be taught to kick ass in the most flexible way on earth. No other style can touch Combat Yoga, for it is too soft to be contained, too flexible to be injured and too powerful to handle. So start now and become the ass-kicking yogi you deserve to be!"
    Ah, see, we already have Combat Yoga. It's called BJJ.

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    The person in control and webmaster here-ish wants to share. This same person became outraged-ish due to some considered senseless needless~ deaths. In an irration al attempt to feel better about not being able to stop it, nor it's remarkedly similar occurance he was in~, webmaster person changed perspective or thinks person became aware of the truth. Having to do with what works and is life-saving effective. So called real, down and dirty, hardcore stuff. Knives--cutting implemtnts, stabbers/pokers, guns, gun disarms, hard punches, low height-high damage kicks, mercilessly delivered. Because the loss of you or someone next to you (literally or figuratively) is not to be tolerated. Grieving/Mourning, Guilt, Frustration, Confusion--Shock~--Distraughtsion seems to be what's up African Tiger.

    Kung-Fu didn't change-ish. But it also, with it's philosophies, didn't stop bullets let loose from the guns fired by disgruntled workers (Grieving, Sad or distrought).

    The magazine presents what it's perspective is of what is "good and right with the World."~ The forum will reflect one person's and the like-minded or follow-minded's/wanting-to-belong-minded's perspective of what is Really save a life Now/for today's situations/with options and tools not widely present in the Kung-Fu years before.

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    No_Know,
    Your english is pretty odd.No offense meant.

    I don´t think the fact that "reality fighting" (screwed up english,says me) necessarily translates to KF being considered "unreal" but times&trends change,so must approaches.
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    Originally posted by ZIM
    I don't think thats the issue at all- "Reality fighting" is being used now just because thats the new term, like as in "reality TV" and that stuff.

    You've been voted out of the Kwoon. Actually, you should write the script for that, give it to the Kwoon.com

    "Extreme" was used up and kinda '90's, thats all.
    ZIM,
    I'll thumbs up that. You should email them. It could be very entertaining, unlike the reality shows we have on TV.
    On top of that, most of those people couldn't wipe their butt without directions, and they'd still probably get half way through when they realized they'd used the directions to do it.
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    I prefer "Combat Ice Skating" Where else can you walk around with blades on your feet.


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    At least we all practice "combat typing" on the forum
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    LOL! I use the deadly "Hunt and peck" method.

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    "Enroll NOW in Sifu Abel's school of Combat Yoga, where you will be taught to kick ass in the most flexible way on earth. No other style can touch Combat Yoga, for it is too soft to be contained, too flexible to be injured and too powerful to handle. So start now and become the ass-kicking yogi you deserve to be!"
    I have a kung fu movie called Kung fu vs. Yoga... pretty funny....

    LOL! I use the deadly "Hunt and peck" method.
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    Hunt and Peck is based on the mantis style.

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