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  1. 08-15-2003, 04:09 PM #1
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    The mystery?

    Is it just me or has Apyowen vanished from the site since he teamed up with Merry to make that website?

    A grave image has come to my mindseye. Poor Ap chained to the rafters in MerryPranksters basement. Clad in his best wedding dress and rubber ball gag. His muffled screams reaching into the cold dark room.

    Merry high on viagra dressed only in leg warmers, tube top and deerstalker cap begins to dance the dance of a thousand virgins to a BG's disco beat. All the while sniffing a stolen pair of Matt Furey's gym shorts.

    Poor Ap. Poor Ap.
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  2. 08-15-2003, 04:14 PM #2
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    "in his best wedding dress and rubber ball gag."

    Jeez - how many wedding dresses and rubber ball gags do you think he has?

    On second thought, don't answer that.
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  3. 08-15-2003, 05:49 PM #3
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    Thumbs up BlackJack

    You need to come out here to LA. You write a heII of a screenplay.

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  4. 08-15-2003, 06:35 PM #4
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    LOL

    Thats one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.
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  5. 08-15-2003, 09:12 PM #5
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    That actually makes me cry...Ap is gonna have a hell of a night.

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  6. 08-16-2003, 08:08 AM #6
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    Scared me!
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  7. 08-16-2003, 08:03 PM #7
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    sounds like MP's dream honeymoon, no?
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  8. 08-17-2003, 02:09 AM #8
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    Reminds me of that scene from Pulp Fiction..

    "I'm gonna get medieval on yo ass"....
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  9. 08-17-2003, 02:21 AM #9
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    perhaps merryp is working on a new form of grappling. to compliment gi and no gi, he's going for dress and no-dress, and ap just happens to be handy.



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  10. 08-17-2003, 06:37 AM #10
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    MP is giving Ap a seminar on BJJ techniques that are too deadly for the ring
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    ttt for ap.
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  12. 08-22-2003, 07:23 AM #12
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    Oh dear. I leave for a mere 10 days, and this is what happens.
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    Matt Furey's gym shorts? Forget it.

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  14. 08-22-2003, 08:53 AM #14
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    fortunately after reading this link I will be going on this afternoon to burn some brain cells, hopefully I can target the ones with BJ's image of MP and Ap spending quality time together.....
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