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  1. 04-03-2002, 12:11 PM #61
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    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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  2. 04-03-2002, 12:34 PM #62
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    I'm a Wood Rat what the hell is that all about? I like it though, its cool
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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  3. 04-03-2002, 12:51 PM #63
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    Exclamation "HOOD" Rat?

    Sounds better than my Water Dog. Just kidding, my sign is o.k. I would like to see a pic of a Water dog or a Wood rat though!
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    Rats

    I'm a water rat...

    The jokes could be endless!

    I can't see myself getting a muskrat/beaver tattoo anytime soon though...
    Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
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    I have a tat on gilligan that just says IN when he's at rest. Wake him up and it says, In the beginning was the word......ect.
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  6. 08-20-2003, 10:11 AM #66
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    Kung Fu Tattoo

    http://www.angelfire.com/pa3/topless...tooartist.html
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  7. 08-20-2003, 10:18 AM #67
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    That is awesome.

    I just hope it's a true story and not a spoof.

    Anyone who goes to get a kanji tattoo and doesn't know what the character is supposed to look like deserves what they get.
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  8. 08-20-2003, 10:23 AM #68
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    It's got to be a spoof, but it makes you wonder.
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    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.
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  9. 08-20-2003, 10:34 AM #69
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    urban legend.

    nothing more.
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  10. 08-20-2003, 10:35 AM #70
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    like that one involving a woman, a horse, and a bucket load of cum





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  11. 08-20-2003, 10:40 AM #71
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    I heard about that a few weeks ago - tripped me out when I first read it. It's gotta be a spoof though.
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  12. 08-20-2003, 10:42 AM #72
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    If it's not a spoof, then the tattoo guy has just screwed himself in the lawsuits that are going to follow! Plus, that chik must have had a pretty large belly for all the characters "Insert General Tso's chicken here" to fit.
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.
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  13. 08-20-2003, 10:48 AM #73
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    like that one involving a woman, a horse, and a bucket load of cum
    My friend has an Mpeg of that one. It's real, all right.
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  14. 08-20-2003, 10:55 AM #74
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    If the tattoo story isn't real, it SHOULD be.

    On the other hand, it seems weird that the tattooist is described as Japanese, but the tattoos are described as being in Chinese. So, it's probably false.

    Further edited - ouf oaklin online.com appears to be a local version of "The Onion." Draw your own conclusions from their homepage.

    http://www.soufoaklin.com/index.html
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  15. 08-20-2003, 11:14 AM #75
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    Probably is a fake, but how unbelievable a story is that?
    How many people do you think are walking around right now with tatoos that mean nothing like what they were supposed to?

    Makes me smile just thinkin about it...
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