What is your preferred method of beating people senseless, and why did you choose that method? Are you a wing chunger, who enjoys touching people before beating them senseless, or more the aikido type, who lets people beat themselves senseless, or a tai chi hippy who beats people senseless by not actually beating them senseless?

Also, when is it okay to beat someone senseless?

Do you have a favorite type of person to beat senseless, or doesn't that matter to you? Do you actually like to beat people senseless, or do you just do it because it's tradition? Do you beat people senseless because it's the only way to know if you can beat people senseless? Or are you so sure of your skills at beating people senseless that you've never felt the need to beat someone senseless at all? Does that make sense?

I myself find it easier to beat people senseless who are at the end of their wits.

Also, do you believe in using protection while beating people senseless? Do you feel that jkd gloves protect your hands more than they do the heads of the people you are beating senseless? Do you feel that heavy bags enable you to beat people senseless with more power than say sand bags a la traditional training? Have you compared scientifically the impact each has had on your ability to beat people senseless?

Also, is shaolin do real?