Page 3 of 3 FirstFirst 123
Results 31 to 41 of 41

Thread: Your OLD **** it!

  1. #31
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Richland, MS, USA
    Posts
    1,183

    What did men do for relaxation?

    They would go down to the corner bar and have a few martinis and then come back to work and chase the secretary around the desk for the rest of the afternoon while commenting on how nice her jugs bounced when she ran. (This was also before the days of sexual harrassment suits and also before men lost their testicles to hairy-armpitted feminists). For porn they'd go home and read Molly's stream-of-consciousness in Joyce's *Ulysses* or take a peek at the snatch shot of Carmen Miranda with her dress whirling up around her hips and NO underwear. Okay, it was Carmen Miranda, but it was also still a snatch shot, something almost unheard of in those days. You have to take what you can get.
    K. Mark Hoover

  2. #32
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Montreal Canada
    Posts
    3,245

    Talking

    the good ol' days

  3. #33
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    3,380
    D@mn.... I turn 20 in a month and that sh!t made me feel old, cause the only 2 that didnt apply were beta and 8 tracks, although I know what both are.
    Guess you 5 centers are just REALLY old...


  4. #34
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Montreal Canada
    Posts
    3,245
    Go to your room kid!...

  5. #35
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    3,380
    My office you mean?
    Im in it already.
    hehehe

  6. #36
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Montreal Canada
    Posts
    3,245
    ...And don't chase your secretary...(sorry...administrative assistant) around the room to see how her jugs bounce!...

  7. #37
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    3,380
    Chase? nah... Im lazy. I just throw things. Gives you all the bouncy with half the work!

    (actually all the secreteries here are... err...no not men, but not far)

  8. #38
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Orange free state
    Posts
    1,584
    Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black and white TV.

    Hey....I only get 5 channels now!!!
    LOL.. really, what else did you hear?.. did you hear that he was voted Man of the Year by Kung-Fu Magizine?

  9. #39
    Join Date
    Jan 1970
    Location
    Montreal Canada
    Posts
    3,245
    ...Sorry to hear that!... But when they bounce down,do they bounce back up? (A good test)

  10. #40
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    3,380
    Err... I dont really bug the secreteries too much, they're bigger than me.

    I dont get that many channels either... Used to tho. Don really care either way... dont watch much tv. (other than discovery channel and cartoon network)

  11. #41
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Minneslovakia
    Posts
    2,906
    check your PM, SD
    CPA's current P4P List:
    -Bas Rutten
    -Captain Jack Sparrow
    -Cindy Lauper
    -Lester Moonvest

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •