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    at least for my variety of aquatic turtle, they start out carniverous when they're little and become vegetarian as they get older.

    he used to eat guppies, now he eats turtle pellets - they're about the size of bb's and they smell like fruit loops cereal. I also give him fresh fruit occasionally, he likes grapes and tomatoes the best.


    I once wrote to a turtle owner's message board and asked how you can tell if you're overfeeding your turtle. They responded with,
    "if the turtle goes into his shell, and the pudge comes out, he's too fat."

    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

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    Turtle owner message boards? Truly the internet has revolutionized the human experience.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    I used to hang around hamster owner boards.
    The sunsetīs setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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    Thumbs up

    LOL
    I'd like to see a turtle eat some guppies

    FC, you've had hamsters? When I was a kid many of my classmates had these ugly critters and were pretty evil with them. Letting cats on em etc. Someone talked how he wanted to see if a hamster could swim so he threw it in his bathtub, thus, drowning the poor creature. What a dope.... But I'm not that big of a fan of hamsters since one of my cousins bit me in my nose.


    Someday, I'll have a big ass turtle that eats hamsters.
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Iīm just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    "FC, you've had hamsters? When I was a kid many of my classmates had these ugly critters and were pretty evil with them. Letting cats on em etc. Someone talked how he wanted to see if a hamster could swim so he threw it in his bathtub, thus, drowning the poor creature. What a dope.... But I'm not that big of a fan of hamsters since one of my cousins bit me in my nose. "

    What an idiot.Very lame.
    They do not bite if you train and handle them properly.
    (I still have hamsters).

    "Someday, I'll have a big ass turtle that eats hamsters."

    I do not think they do...anyway,no!
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    I got to the turtle board through a general pet-owners site. once you get into the "alt.bin.whatever" stuff you can find a usergroup for anything and everything.

    I was vacationing in the Outer Banks of North Carolina once and there was a HUGE snapping turtle in the road. I swear he sized up the truck like he was going to come after it. He was probably almost 2 feet across and his head was bigger than a fist. He would certainly have eaten a hamster. And the cage.
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    FC, you've had hamsters? When I was a kid many of my classmates had these ugly critters and were pretty evil with them. Letting cats on em etc. Someone talked how he wanted to see if a hamster could swim so he threw it in his bathtub, thus, drowning the poor creature. What a dope....
    yeh, and it was the parents who paid for those *******s.. no respect for money, ho-kids

    But I'm not that big of a fan of hamsters since one of my cousins bit me in my nose
    what did that have to do with hamsters?
    Your cousin should be put to sleep

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    "yeh, and it was the parents who paid for those *******s.. no respect for money, ho-kids"

    Nearly caught the moral of the story,nearly.


    "what did that have to do with hamsters?
    Your cousin should be put to sleep"

    lol Cannot believe I missed that.
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    -FC, summer of 2006-

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    Nearly caught the moral of the story,nearly.
    I did that on purpose

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    lol

    oops Stupid english language...
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Iīm just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    haha.. now that's a good quote
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, Iīm just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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