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  1. #16
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    Thumbs up

    hehe, I guess.

    Why do u think we all train Gung Fu?

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    The biggest mystery about women is that they don't speak the same language as males.
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    Hi.. here a pic of my relatives...

    http://www.isopoda.net/articoli/alle...od_vs_male.jpg
    P.S: am busy today.. have to remove my last two boy-friends- they are still lying in my kitchen...
    supper's ready, you know...?
    P.P.S: I'm searching for a new boy-friend- a tip? Anyone?
    7*tanglang Germany with regards...

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    german chics eh? I thought you all lived in Mallorca?
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    Mallorca

    No, only the blond ones.
    7*tanglang Germany with regards...

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    Talking

    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    Si, ma hablo un poquito espanol tambien...

    Yes. I'm the southern volcano-mixture, you know ?
    And I like the taste of male-flesh..hmmmmmmmmmmmm delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!! And...http://www.vini-diretti.de/magazin/italien.html
    ...love a good wine with supper... Kristoffer: Amore mio come faro- a stare insieme, solo un po?
    Last edited by tanglang; 09-05-2003 at 05:26 AM.
    7*tanglang Germany with regards...

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    lol

    My italian isn't that refined honey. I use mostly swear-words.


    Male flesh, eh? What part of me do you want to start with..?
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    my love how would it be -being together- only a bit?

    translation see above
    hmmm- don't know if you ask me like this? Do you bring the wine with you- then we could discuss this - let's say- a bit more private? Have a nice kitchen, you know?
    7*tanglang Germany with regards...

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    Alright I'll bring the wine.. anything else?


    Speaking of italian, my friend have a Italian language lexicon and it has really weird sentences translated like: ''If we go to bed togheter will you respect me more'' and ''I want you to bend over"


    lol Like you'd sit and read in your lexicon in a situation like that
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    italian cooking

    no, nothing else.. just yourself, too...otherwise we've nothing to cook!!!!!
    Last edited by tanglang; 09-05-2003 at 06:23 AM.
    7*tanglang Germany with regards...

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    KFO members flirting.. new to me

    Btw, about Fe-males.. I'm goin to a party tonight, I was asked to hook some guys up with sum hos I know.. (pimp-daddy in real life, oh yes) and Im gonna get me sum myself.. at least thats the plan.
    Hope itll work well. hope I dun contaminate dem b!tches, knowwadamean

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    I am currently confused by the female I am partial to. After spending a few hours with her today I just don't know what she thinks. Thats why wimmin=pain and confusion
    Bless you

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    what she thinks in general, or what she thinks about you?

    ask her.
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

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    I'm a p*ssy when it comes to that sort of thing, oh yeah about me. She is not American and her English is poor so I think I may be misinterpriting everything, oh well I'll play it by ear!
    Bless you

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