CR@P...
DON'T WATCH IT!
after an hour I was ready to walk out but my girlfriend wanted to stay..
ITS WORSE THAN BLADE 2!
The Profligate Son
CR@P...
DON'T WATCH IT!
after an hour I was ready to walk out but my girlfriend wanted to stay..
ITS WORSE THAN BLADE 2!
"Don't Focus on the Fingers or You will miss all the Heavenly Glory!"
Morbicid-"Maybe some moves are made just so that, if u somehow manage to pull them off in a fight, u get some serious bragging rights.
Many famous fighters have done this (roy jones jr, chuck norris, Morbicid, etc)"
crazy cow killin sidekick
Blade 2 rules
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Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"
"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."
WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
Kristoffer is correct, but Underworld does look like it suxxxxxxxxxors.
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"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
crazy cow killin sidekick
I agree.. but my bet is that I'll enjoy it anyways. I tend to dig these sorts of movies
Last edited by Kristoffer; 09-20-2003 at 05:34 PM.
All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"
"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."
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i eagerly await this movie and hope that you are wrong in your judgement SSS.
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with an opening sequence that shows the lead actress's perfectly sculpted Butt before her face... you sort of know what your in for...
Over the top gun porn.
Film historie's largest collection of ludicrus Vampire posers who drink their blood out of wine glasses... (I assume it's blood)
The Warewolves where disapointingly designed... clumsy and walking on walls? w h y ?
1 or 2 neet transformations...
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The Profligate Son
The climax isnt a real climax either....
O NO IT SUXORS!!!
"Don't Focus on the Fingers or You will miss all the Heavenly Glory!"
Morbicid-"Maybe some moves are made just so that, if u somehow manage to pull them off in a fight, u get some serious bragging rights.
Many famous fighters have done this (roy jones jr, chuck norris, Morbicid, etc)"
tight like a fist
Heh heh, DS wrote "butt" with a capital B!
FACT OF THE DAY: Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s sh!t.
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I liked Underworld, though it set itself up for a trilogy of sorts. It was a definitely inspired by (read: ripped off) The Matrix, though.
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
Originally Posted by David Jamieson
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The dialogue was really bad. I don't know whether this was mostly the fault of the writer or the actors.
Also, the movie represents a slightly different reality than most fantasy/horror movies, but instead of giving people a little credit for picking up stuff themselves, they constantly beat you over the head telling you what is going on.
For a movie that has little more than action and a hot girl in leather going for it, there is surprisingly little action compared to the huge (boring) stretches of plot development.
There is no clear character with which to identify. The various twists keep indicating you should side with someone else. In a good writer/director's hands, this could have been really cool. It's nice to see characters that aren't purely motivated. Here, however, the characters are so two-dimensional that them changing their perceptions/loyalties has little to no dramatic impact.
Maybe the sequel will be better.
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The Profligate Son
John Woo or Ringo Lam could've made this movie alot better!
They would've put the HK-style gun fights we all need.
"Don't Focus on the Fingers or You will miss all the Heavenly Glory!"
Morbicid-"Maybe some moves are made just so that, if u somehow manage to pull them off in a fight, u get some serious bragging rights.
Many famous fighters have done this (roy jones jr, chuck norris, Morbicid, etc)"
WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
So this has nothing to do with Don DeLillo, right?
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
Loud City
Not unless the Vampires had "super-omniscience" (a DeLillo term).
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
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My friend, who went to see this flick, said that he felt he'd been robbed of almost 2 hours of his life and 8 bucks.
He's seeking legal representation now in an attempt to recoup his losses, and I wish him luck.
Keep it simple, stupid.
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