Utilising the Dim Mak in Real Life!

[Shaolin-Do]

Ah, what the hell.
If you ever come down to texas Ill check it out.

[Temujinn]

First, I am not attempting to call you a liar, or down play the importance or power of the "Hard" qigongs.
However I know of no school, dojo, kwoon, or back alley where I may walk in and say" I want learn 'golden bell', no no, forget the other stuff just take me straight to 'golden bell'"
or Iron sand hand, red sand hand, cinnabar palm.
You admittedly spent years learning these techniques, yet you now offer them in a neat little seminar? suspicious, to me anyway.
Though I am no sifu, I am a father, and therefore I have a paternal nature which drives me intercede to at least ask for caution from younger seekers of the martial way who might be taken in by a "snakeoil-salesmen".
Secondly you refer to "dark arts" or dark secrets" of Shaolin.
I think practitioners of Shaolin Arts would be offended by such a term.
Third, you yourself did not begin with cinnabar palm, you began in another, your core art.
with a primary sifu.
I would think, you would offer that up as more proof that you offer an actual learning experience to better the Kung-fu practitioner.
If I have offended you, I humbly apologize.
However we all have a duty to makes sure those with less strength, knowledge and wisdom, are not taken advantage of.
I know my seniors would do me the service of intervention, I question you for the benefit of those who would not.

[Shaolin-Do]

Eh, money comes and money goes. Id even be down to check out a fraud. In the least you'll get a funny show.

[scotty1]

"Castleva don't bother argumenting with this clown. He's looking for some idiots (read: americans) to get him some money on hokey crap."

And what he got was a whole bunch of Americans and a swede taking him seriously and looking like idiots.

Come on, this guy is great. He's made me lmao!

He's joking. No way is this guy serious. Hes trolling for people with no sense of humour. And he's caught some! OR he is serious, and even more hilarious.

Exhibits:

I am even developing a website with my kungfu family tree!

I also have 7 white stripes on my black belt to prove my qualifications.

my hands (they are registered with the local police department, and in 13 countries around the whole world)

Plus you can learn to do neat stuff like throwing needles through people's arms at 30 feet!

Please do not dismiss my precepts as mountebank, simply because you have more posts than I

Or, as Mr. Jook Lum pointed out that which Brian Gray might say, "Bottoms Up!"

Now, consider the fingers as the whip. If properly developed, they can travel at speeds in excess of 760 miles per hour!

With transcendant devoir, I remain,

I unhesitatingly await your next auspicious remonstrance

Jook Lum: "Do you see how foolish your posts look?" I think he does - do you?

Some of you guys need to relax a little bit.

[SanSoo Student]

O NO!!!!
MASTER PLEASE TEACHER ME THE ULTIMATE POWER OF DIM MAK!!

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i mean it in the nicest possible way when i say that you are completely and totally full of shit.

[GunnedDownAtrocity]

i didn't read more than the first couple posts ....

after seeing scotty's quotes i agree that it's a joke, and a fairly humorous one.

[Meat Shake]

Blah Blah blah blah blah....
So if you knew of a supposed dim mak seminar in your area, you wouldnt go? It would be great fun... probably funny as hell.
I have 92 stripes on my belt to prove my qualifications.

[scotty1]

"I have 92 stripes on my belt to prove my qualifications"

I have three belts and a bandana.

[Meat Shake]

Holy hell.... Can I kiss your feet?


please?





Actually, you must kiss my feet. I have only 82 stripes, but I have an authentic Eagles 8 track.

[SanSoo Student]

92 stripes in DIM MAK??
better watch yourself, he's lethal!

[Life long Student]

Years a go I found a video tape of George Dilman's teacher I think you pronounce it Say O'Yata. When he first came to the states he found a lot of people like Dilman doing Kata like a dance and had no clue of the application. Any way he would show a kata then do the application, about every other move was a pressure point attack in addition I hung out with some of his older students, they could do what they said. But most of it was well place joint locks, where you rode on the nerve while doing them. As far as the knockouts they were no love taps but well placed strikes to the inside of the leg and the out side of the necks. Or a combination of strikes to sever pressure points at once. Yes, way to much work and skill to do. My favorite teacher said there is a saying about chin na, throws and dim Mack you don't plan for it you find it. If while kicking some ones a** he puts his hand in a bad spot where you can lock it then do it don't plan for it. I have never herd of any one Just learning Dim Mack I had always herd of it as a part of systems, like joint locks (chi-Na). In addition the idea of a belt (Black) with strips isn't Chinese. But Dim Mack is a Cantonese term. Lastly If there is a person who has learned just Pressure ponit fighting there is one simple way to not be defeated, don't let him touch you. Just hit him or hit his hands. If one has no skill in striking, closing the gap, or blocking there is no way to use the point information.

But, Heck, I am game, and have been very wrong many many times in my life and as my name say I am the eternal student. Give us a little more information about yourself, it is a little curious, how little information you give on your bio.

['MegaPoint]

Cinnabar palm? Projecting power? I do know of a few geeks who practice the Rosy Palm technique. It is said to bring exhiliration and renewal of vital force to many 13+ year old virgin dudes!

As I stare up at the KFO advertisement for "Iron Crotch: Dragon Bone Qigong", I can't help but wonder, "WTF is going on in the world today with the rampant antisocial attitude and stupidity"? The only thing I want yanking on my genitals is my beautiful girlfriend!

This guy is ridiculous and scary. Crazy people really scare me.

I think it's a joke. He can't be serious..

[SanSoo Student]

Nope, sadly its not I've on TV somewhere when a gorup of monks pulled like a cart full of rice wit their little Wee-Wees.

[sticky fingers]

Originally posted by SanSoo Student
Nope, sadly its not I've on TV somewhere when a gorup of monks pulled like a cart full of rice wit their little Wee-Wees.

Were they pulling from opposite ends? like a tug-o-war?