D. Ross won't do kung fu with me.

[SifuAbel]

He won't tell me when he's near me. He travels near me many times a year. And he won't put his talent where his mouth is. He says he can mop the floor with me, so i say I'm willing to try , lets go. To the answer: " you must pay me first"

This thread is about kung fu, mods, so don't delete it.

Kung fu is at stake here. He WAS a teacher of TCMA. And spends his days being both the crown prince of his liniege AND being its biggest detractor.

Many have posted these questions to him only to be ignored or buried in credentials.

I ask him a simple yes or no question like, "Does your teacher think like you do that TCMA(IE Lama Pai) is useless?"

Answer: I'm a lineage holder, blah, blah, I have students and money, Blah, blah, My teacher is the one that taught me. Blah blah.

YES or NO!!!!

You don't want to answer yes because you know that not what your teachert would say . You won't answer no because that would discredit you.

[MasterKiller]

I'm having a flashback to July:

http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/foru...threadid=24173

Around page 3 or 4 is when things started getting good.

[Shaolin-Do]

Male menopause?


Theres a couple of good accupressure points on the chest for relieving hot flashes.


That one was more or less you and lkfmdc. I think the challenges on my thread are better.

[Water Dragon]

*looks around thread

"has anyone seen my flan?"

[Shaolin-Do]

I shat on it. Shat I say! SHAT!
On your flan. Not mine, but yours.
What do you say to that, slippery reptile type person?

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by Shaolin-Do
I shat on it. Shat I say! SHAT!
On your flan. Not mine, but yours.
What do you say to that, slippery reptile type person?

I see you have progressed from marijuana to LSD.

[Shaolin-Do]

what?
I dont understand. The letters keep getting up and p!ssing on my desk.
Pesky letters.
Bah.

[rubthebuddha]

lsd adds a tastiness to the flan.

anyhoo, who really cares if lkfmdc won't meet up? would beating him produce good results? would he learn the lesson you're trying to teach him? same goes if he beat you. would you learn the lesson he was trying to teach you?

sadly, i think the willow sword was the only one who "learned" from such a challenge made on this forum. so that's maybe one out of 859. not the best results, and i don't see it changing any time soon. you guys seem too hung up on your own ideas to listen to each other when your hearing is good. i doubt it would get much better after your ears started ringing from the head shots.

your guys' arguments are getting nowhere, and they aren't going to go anywhere.

now where's my flan?

[Shaolin-Do]

RTB gets no flan, only a flaming case of genital herpes!

[CaptinPickAxe]

I'm not sure of the personal gain one can make from pounding another, but I'd sure as hell like to see the video

[rubthebuddha]

dude, you KNOW it'd go to the ground.

[Shaolin-Do]

"lsd adds a tastiness to the flan."

Actually, back in my high school daze, (haha, i made a punny fun!)
When eating LSD I didnt eat much food... Had issues with eating a pizza that was breathing and the like.


"dude, you KNOW it'd go to the ground."

That would be funny too. I think they should fight. Only gear allowed is a pair of brass knucks and a chair. And a roid raging martha stewart for the ref.

[SifuAbel]

I like this bit.

FLOSS---

"The reality is quite simple, so called "traditional kung fu" people can't fight. They feel impotent, woefully incapable and worthless, thus they have to try and find excuses and cover their rear ends. Thus, when they look at REAL fighting, ie San Shou, they have to find ways to explain why they don't last 30 seconds...."


Yet.....(from another thread) " san Shou is a not a style really, but a venue and component of applying CMA."


I'd like to know from where he started out. Hmmmmm, in traditional kung fu or so I thought. Didn't he teach TKF up until a few years a go?

To call these questions childish is rather shortsighted. To the credit of childern, they are not afraid of asking frank questions.

[SifuAbel]

I like how this was ignored

BT9--

"during the late eighties and early nineties many of the san-shou, sanda, kuoshu, etc, at events like Sifu Tat Mau Wong's four star tourneys, NACMAF, Fu Jow Pai, Kuoshu, WKF, some NSKA events, Capitol Classics, Tiger Balm, WKO events and even some of the Bando champions were from kung fu schools. I'm sure fighters like Aaron Honeycutt, Dana Rutger, Mike Sutton, Rodolpho Monteroso, Shane Lacey, Daniel Tomazaki, Shelton Lee, Felix Mitchel, Jow Ga fighters from the D.C., MD, VA areas, Jeff Lee, John Wai, Linh Thai, and more are examples of fighters that translate thier Kung Fu training well into the ring. Wether or not one sees that fighting as a prominant display of the techniques they learn in form and application is subjective. And I also agree with Truewrestler that Coung Le is one of the best in the world at least with gloves on. I wouldn't have agreed with that seven or eight years ago, but in the last few years in fights that I saw of his he really was impressive. But I haven't been in a fight since highschool so maybe my comments don't carry much merit."

[Shaolin-Do]

No, civility in asking questions is good. This thread is doing better than the other one to say the least.

Cept for all the talk of acid and herpes and flan.