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  1. 10-17-2003, 04:31 AM #1
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    ALMOST, well nearly...ok not quite. nowhere near got into a fight

    Had to stop by the grocery store the other night.

    As me and a mate called Mick, drove up we pulled in the the parking area and we saw this weirdo with Judo Gi pants on walking out the store, he kept staring at us I thought he was gay, but he strutted past with his chest puffed out trying to look like Arnie and muttering "you won't like me when I am angry".

    Mick (professional heavyweight boxer) realised he must have escaped from a mental instituation and they were not Gi pants but pyjamas, we both felt sorry for the guy and Mick greeted him with "Hiya" just to be friendly but this made the poor fella even more paranoid. I think we all should do more to help integrate the mentally ill back in the community.
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  2. 10-17-2003, 06:30 AM #2
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    Maybe the guy was in a bad mood because his diaper was full!... It happens all the times.
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    didnt know they had weight lifting gyms at nursery homes.
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    weak, just plain weak.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

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    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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    The guy had funny pants and took a good look at you,and now you decided that he found his way out of a hospital?
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    u dont know the background story
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    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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    Originally posted by Oso
    weak, just plain weak.
    just checked out your chickys art and dude..that is some seriously good art. That first pic is awesome...what can say...moving province but will be sure to get me sum.
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  11. 10-20-2003, 03:39 AM #11
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    blooming lotus

    thanks, just email her off her site and she will get back to you soon.


    she can do custom work and every image is available in any size.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"
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    Youd better quit selling those pics of me in my patented crotch rocket™ speedos oso. I already told you once I want part of the profit or at least a monkey butler out of it.
    I cant wait till Im old and fat. Then and only then I can go to the beach in speedos.
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    hey, man. I'm just doing whatever it takes to get me out of this day job so I can train as much as I want.

    I'm gonna be a house husband and be damm proud of it.

    We've got an agreement: I'll cook, clean and train.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"
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    I cook, clean, groceryshop, and sell crack to the neighborhood kiddos. I guess my junky heroin addicted roommate needs a firm talking to.
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    In cultivating your mind, know how to dive in the hidden depths.
    In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
    In speaking, know how to keep your words.
    In governing, know how to maintain order.
    In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
    In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
    If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
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    "I'm gonna be a house husband and be damm proud of it"
    You my friend, are my new hero. Mr. Bungle out, Oso in!
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    In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
    In speaking, know how to keep your words.
    In governing, know how to maintain order.
    In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
    In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
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