View Poll Results: Where would the world be without the little umbrellas that come with fancy drinks?

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  • In political and industial turmoil, Charles Manson as president, and Bob Ross as the head of the military.

    0 0%

  • War. Bitter awful war. Complete with flaming babies and hot liquid death.

    3 25.00%

  • Primitive. So primitive that the club over the head method was still the preffered method of woman-getting.

    2 16.67%

  • Living in small shanties in the woods and playing banjos, hooking up with whatever sister or cousin has the most teeth.

    1 8.33%

  • Filled with nothing but busty beautiful women who had sexy movie like accents and low cut excessively revealing shirts.

    4 33.33%

  • Forced to practice Tae Kwan Do.

    2 16.67%
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  1. 10-08-2003, 10:24 PM #1
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    Question Where would the world be without the little umbrellas that come on fancy drinks?

    Hmmmm?
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  2. 10-09-2003, 04:53 AM #2
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    Uberellas in drinks sucks. Looks fruity..
    now where's my strawberry daquery?



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  3. 10-09-2003, 06:28 AM #3
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    My boyfriend and I took my mom out to dinner the last time she visited us, and everything was going fine until my mom ordered a martini. the waiter got this crestfallen look and quietly told my mom:

    "I'm sorry, but we're out of the little plastic swords for the olives. Do you still want a martini?"


    WHAT? NO PLASTIC SWORDS? ARE YOU PLANNING TO SKEWER THE OLIVES WITH A REGULAR WOODEN TOOTHPICK? CRETIN! WE'RE LEAVING!



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  4. 10-09-2003, 07:36 AM #4
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    lol
    I like my drinks/co(ktails withouth junk in it.
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    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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  5. 10-09-2003, 08:53 AM #5
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    Thumbs up "Where would the world be without the little umbrellas that come with fancy drinks?"

    ...Here?
    Is this a question of philosophy or science?
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  6. 10-09-2003, 10:58 AM #6
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    In my exper oppinion, we'd be in the same place, only we wouldn't have drinks with fancy umbrellas. Creating such things is the nature of a human though, so if it weren't umbrellas, it would be underwear or something...
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  7. 10-09-2003, 11:56 AM #7
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    Underwear on our fancy drinks?
    hmmm...



    "Is this a question of philosophy or science?"
    Im not sure. I just came home really really stoned last night.
    "In choosing your dwelling, know how to keep to the ground.
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    If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
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  8. 10-09-2003, 01:08 PM #8
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    you come home really stoned every night.
    and toothpicks will do fine in my vodka martini , thank you very much
    ahem... but i don't drink anymore

    uh huh
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  9. 10-09-2003, 01:11 PM #9
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    I guess option 5 is the most preferable op.
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  10. 10-09-2003, 01:52 PM #10
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    Thumbs up

    it's the one most close to reality
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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  11. 10-09-2003, 02:46 PM #11
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    Starchaser107, your from Jamaica right?
    Your probably stoned more than me and SD put together.

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  12. 10-09-2003, 03:14 PM #12
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    wadever pickaxe

    lol ,

    UH HUH,
    u crazy americans,
    all you think of is your poisons


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    I doubt it. I'm a mile high currently but that has nothing to do with drugs, and everything to do with location... u just missed me by a c*n*'s hair.

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    uh huh ,
    now grab yer partnuh dosie do'
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  13. 10-09-2003, 04:05 PM #13
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    lmfao
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  14. 10-09-2003, 10:02 PM #14
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    "now grab yer partnuh dosie do'"
    lol.
    I listen to reggae, hate country.

    Anyhow... I only smoke at night.
    "In choosing your dwelling, know how to keep to the ground.
    In cultivating your mind, know how to dive in the hidden depths.
    In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
    In speaking, know how to keep your words.
    In governing, know how to maintain order.
    In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
    In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
    If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
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  15. 10-09-2003, 10:20 PM #15
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    sizzla kolanji good ****
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