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    That'd be The Legend II. God, both of those movies sucked so much ass their teeth ended up brown.
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    Jet Li sux. But it was a cool concept.

    I prefer flicks such as:
    -a snake in the eagles shadow
    -Drunken Master
    -Spiritual Kung Fu

    All of which have horrible acting, but supurb Fight sceens.
    If you gauge KF movies for acting then your watching them for all the wrong reasons. I've yet to see a single KF movie with good acting...
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    Hero had good acting
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    Talking haha naw doods i got all those movies beat

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    how about,
    "The Surging Chi that Took Bejing by Surprize"?
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    He was not gay. He was certainly effeminate, but not gay.
    Sammo Hung (playing his brother) called him "f@g" and other degrading terms in the movie. its mostly because of that i said it.

    also in "the Big Boss" when Lee is fighting the main villain in the end, the villain suddenly pulls a knife and throws it at him. but quick as Lee is, he kicks the knife ( ) making it change direction like a boomerang and hit the villain back. and as the knife hits him, the movie freezes making it look like time changed around them. WTF?!

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    Originally posted by chen zhen
    Sammo Hung (playing his brother) called him "f@g" and other degrading terms in the movie. its mostly because of that i said it.
    In the original Cantonese dialogue he calls him "loi yun ying"; a disparaging remark about how lady-like a man is. Doesn't mean gay though.

    Was "f@g" used in the English dubbing?

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    yes it was. and in fact, it WAS english dubbing (meaning british) and not american for the movie. never heard that before. and the dubbing was done many years ago.

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    too bad this genre is practically dead
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    So how 'bout kill bill?

    It was badass.

    strike!

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    You thought so? Great! I'm looking forward to see it alot. Should b out here soon
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    There was this highly cheesy movie in which the hero sat on villainīs neck,scratching his face like a cat.
    It is unlikely that you have seen it,I did not actually bother watching it entirely...wonder why.I think itīs from seventeeīs and itīs name might simply have been "Kung-Fu".
    The sunsetīs setting down.Lay me on the forest floor.

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    Jackie Chan does that in 'Snake in the eagles shadow'. Althought that movie was overall kinda funny
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    Certainly not the movie I talked about.
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    Spiritual Kung Fu,

    LOL!!! We have that one on RIGHT NOW at my house. Funny, years ago it cured my daughter's fear of ghosts because the ghosts were so damm hysterical in that movie.
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