My hands are registered as a DEADLY WEAPON!!!!

[rogue]

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[ZIM]

There's gotta be some site where you can do this and print out a stoopit certificate... heck, I ought to do it... I'll make whole piles of change off'n it...

[rogue]

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[Skummer]

Heh, this reminds me of a guy I used to work with. This guy claimed to have taken part in designing the stealth bomber (now working for $7 bucks an hour in security), and he claimed to have travelled all over china and visited the most ancient buddhist temples there. While in said temples he saw the "famous" 30' tall statue of Buddha carved from one piece of solid jade. He maintained the statue was over 6,000 years old.

So apparently the statue was made by a psychic who knew what buddha would look like a few thousand years before his birth..?

[ZIM]

You know him, too? I hate that guy.

[norther practitioner]

Thats cool, I met a guy downtown last week in a bar that told me if he told me what he invented the world "would never be the same."

[ZIM]

shhh...i told you NOT to talk about it...

[David Jamieson]

I still get a kick out of that whole "registered deadly hands" stuff when people ask me about it or people make claims towards it.

total b.s of course.

so, if you don't practice anymore and you get all saggy are they still deadly? hee hee.

agree with the whole self importance purchase idea put forth by abel.

the seeds of stupidity are sown mostly by those who profit from the vegetables that arise.

cheers

[old jong]

I guess TKD black belts should register their feet!... ...And BJJ guys their crotch!...

[Vash]

My crotch is a registered deadly weapon Idaho

[Imperial Dragon]

RD,

The only time that the institution of law cares if you are a black belt is in the court of law. They reconize that a person who takes a combat art also has a right to defend them selfs or others but can only use the force necessary to stop the conflict. If you mame or kill the person you and your training is considered then a weapon. There is no "registration" anywhere. It is best to either avoid conflict or keep your mouth shut about your training. Then you should be ok.

As far as having to go to another country to earn his 3rd and 4th black belt????? Karate in Thailand? Not likely, possible but not likely.

[FatherDog]

Originally posted by Vash
My crotch is a registered deadly weapon Idaho

Hell, my crotch is registered to vote.

[Chang Style Novice]

...and the rest of him is registered with the ASPCA.

[rubthebuddha]

except for those parts registered with nambla.

[norther practitioner]

Originally posted by Vash
My crotch is a registered deadly weapon Idaho

So your sayin' you got a vd....