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  1. #16
    I almost always read his posts theyre almost always amusing.
    ...almost

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    You know, for a minute there, I almost took you guys off of ignore.
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

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    I almost believed you, but then I realized you wouldn't realize that unless you were kidding.

    Almost man... You were | | (that) close.
    practice wu de


    Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ

    Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
    uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching

    I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread

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    I was Almost offended.

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    I was almost the man.
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

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    I'd still be the man if it weren't for the accident. And to think, I almost called in sick to the butcher shop that fateful day.

    On the up side, since the accident, my underwear options are almost unlimited!
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

  7. #22
    Im almost sure this has some bearing in relation to the "nancyboy" under your sign in.

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    Did you make someone that special spicy (insert whatever ethnicity you are) sausage and meat balls? Wow, that was almost funny...
    practice wu de


    Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ

    Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
    uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching

    I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread

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    No, but now I look like a twelve year old girl down there. However, I've made the best of it. Now I lure in pedophiles into clandestine meetings by emailing them pictures of my crotch, and when they get there, i beat them up and steal their money and candy. I'm almost like a super hero.
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

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    The phrase "life gave me lemons, and I made lemonade" would almost be appropriate to my situation, were it not for the reference to lemons.
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

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    "life took away my lemon, and left me with tang" would almost be more fitting.
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

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    Your triple posts are almost just as amuzing
    practice wu de


    Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ

    Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
    uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching

    I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread

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    I could almost have fit it into one post.
    I would use a blue eyed, blond haired Chechnyan to ruin you- Drake on weapons

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    Almost every 100 posts of yours could be condensed into one psuedo word.... d'oh..

    Almost
    practice wu de


    Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ

    Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
    uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching

    I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread

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    I Almost like Taco flavored kisses.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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