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  1. #31
    Originally posted by PHILBERT
    Man, thank God you didn't. You might have needed your stomach pumped.
    In college, I lived off of taco bell. cheapest eats around.
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

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  2. #32
    thats almost totally repugnant.
    yuk.
    i almost lost my respect for you oso.
    gah-ross

  3. #33
    Originally posted by KC Elbows
    I was almost the man.
    you were almost a man?
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

  4. #34
    I almost made lemonade once... but then I realized that I didn't have lemons...or sugar... or running water.
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

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    thats almost totally repugnant.
    you almost got the literary reference I made.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    I almost made lemonade once... but then I realized that I didn't have lemons...or sugar... or running water
    I almost believed that, then almost called that 800 # and gave my $.75 a day to get you running water, then I remembered.. I almost care.
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    what is ALMOST amazing is that this thread is ALMOST 4 pages long!
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    not really, stick around a while

    you will see a lot of stuff that is almost funny

    pick up some information that is almost valid

    but you will surely almost have a good time.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

  9. #39
    I almost had something to say a while ago.

  10. #40
    Originally posted by KC Elbows
    "life took away my lemon, and left me with tang" would almost be more fitting.
    Now that's quality posting.

    No almost about it.
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    I don't like it when there is too much cheese in the taco ... well almost.
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    He calls me. Take me to him.

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    Best* taco place in Chitown is Arturo's in Bucktown. Open 24 hours a day for drunk hipsters like myself.


    *and by "Best" I mean, open 24 hours, cheap, and tastes fantastic after a night of drinking and pretty women. I'm sure there's more authentic places in Pilsen.
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    Dunno. There's at least one 24-hr. place on western near Fullerton. Lots of good taquerias near me on N. Clark street. Also on Lawrence. I'm sure WaterDragon knows the real near where he lives.

    Yet, the Taco Bell chain continues to exist. Go figure.

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    Life aint a b!tch. Life's a beautiful woman. You just call her a b!tch cause she didnt give you that p*ssy.

    Very wise words. "No almost about it."
    "In choosing your dwelling, know how to keep to the ground.
    In cultivating your mind, know how to dive in the hidden depths.
    In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
    In speaking, know how to keep your words.
    In governing, know how to maintain order.
    In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
    In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
    If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
    -Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching
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    "and tastes fantastic after a night of drinking and pretty women"

    I have found that this is the case with most foods after given scenario.
    "In choosing your dwelling, know how to keep to the ground.
    In cultivating your mind, know how to dive in the hidden depths.
    In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
    In speaking, know how to keep your words.
    In governing, know how to maintain order.
    In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
    In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
    If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
    -Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching
    An eye for an eye leaves the world blind.

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