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  1. 10-17-2003, 02:36 PM #1
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    Worst weight lifting article evAr

    Worst weight lifting article ever.

    Seriously. Everything he says is wrong. Everything.
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    "When you do a set of exercises, you feel the burning in your arms, or whatever body part, correct? Ever wonder what that burning was? Well, I researched The whole muscular system and I found out that when resistance is applied to a muscle or group of muscles, the muscles burn of antacid in that area. So all the burn really is is antacid burning in the area."

    Well that would explain why I like spicy food so much. It's gotta be the antacid overload I'm producing.
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    It seems that the article was written by a 13 year old...
    And FOR 13 year olds!

    It sux!
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    I wasn't that stupid when I was 13, and I could write a lot better. Maybe he came up with the idea for the artice after repeatedly dropping a barbell on his head while doing skullcrushers to that jazzerscise beat he likes to work out to.
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    Wow. That is pretty rough... antacid huh? I think he meant lactic acid... and he forgot DOMS. lol. C'est la vie.
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    And let's not forget that high reps don't cause definition.
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    But he said so!
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    OMG.. now thats funny. lol.
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    That article is a joke, right? Please, tell me it's a joke!
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  13. 10-20-2003, 07:40 AM #13
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    Wow.
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    it's a scary thing when an article like that evokes nothing more than "wow" from ford.
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