Tak - heh...
For those of you not as familiar with the old jokes as some, imagine this:
Hick tourist - "Excuse me mister, but can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall?"
City slicker - "Practice, m'boy, practice!"
WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
Tak - heh...
For those of you not as familiar with the old jokes as some, imagine this:
Hick tourist - "Excuse me mister, but can you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall?"
City slicker - "Practice, m'boy, practice!"
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
crazy cow killin sidekick
jankee jokes sucks m'boy, sucks!
All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"
"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."
Itinerant practitioner
Canada doesn't need to invade.
Eventually you will secede to us and be annexed out of pure frustration with the failing and decaying republic you got going on
4 more years!
seriously though, we're better than you.
Kung Fu is good for you.
crazy cow killin sidekick
I read there's 50 terrorist organizations in Canada. Aaaaaand the long ass boarder to usa is said to be pretty easy to cross?
y'all in deep doo
All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"
"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."
Loud City
Ever read "Sonny's Blues" by James Baldwin?Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
Hell, I wish I had 20% of Charlie Parker's genius.
I'm willing to wager that 20% of Parker's genius came from the needle. That shouldn't be too hard to obtain for yourself in Austin.
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
Originally Posted by David Jamieson
WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
MK, I'm willing to bet that 0% of Charlie Parker's genius came from the needle. There's lotsa geniuses that abused, but lots of useless fu(kups, too.
I mean, if booze did such great things for the writing of Faulkner and Joyce, why aren't you a soak?
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
Loud City
I was when I sold my first book. I dried up, and can't sell shlt now!
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
Itinerant practitioner
kristoffer-
I heard that sweden is the largest training camp for Al Queida.
Well, that and poor Charlie Parker imitators
Terrorism, now with more flan!
Actually, I understand the US has a greater degree of terrorist cells functioning within their own country.
All the 911 guys lived in the states.(a terrible embarrassment)
Ah, the politics of fear is raising it's ugly head again.
What does this have to do with Kungfu?, well, train hard and train right. If you see a terrorist in your neighbourhood dim mak him with your code orange strikes, then take em out with a code red tornado kick right in the rocket launcher.
stupid terrorists.stupid knee jerk alarmists
Kung Fu is good for you.
I crush things.
Stupid canadians.
". Aaaaaand the long ass boarder to usa is said to be pretty easy to cross"
Yup. Thats why canada is constantly flooding out pot market with low grade hydroponic CRAP. Keep the good stuff for themselves. D@mn stingy canadians.
"In choosing your dwelling, know how to keep to the ground.
In cultivating your mind, know how to dive in the hidden depths.
In dealing with others, know how to be gentle and kind.
In speaking, know how to keep your words.
In governing, know how to maintain order.
In transacting business, know how to be efficient.
In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
If you do not strive with others, you will be free from blame."
-Lao Tzu, Tao Teh Ching
An eye for an eye leaves the world blind.
Itinerant practitioner
it's only because you keep sending shoddy sidearms up here across that long ass border
that and terrible tv shows
and keep your crazy militia men out of alberta for cripes sake. stay in montana ya maroons
stupid americans
Kung Fu is good for you.
crazy cow killin sidekick
I thought Canada was Americas b1tch?
All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"
"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."
Itinerant practitioner
well you thought wrong kristoffer, that would be the British if i'm not mistaken.
Oh yeah, and all the "two man army" coalition members would fall in that category as well.
Canada is no one's whipping boy. lol
Kung Fu is good for you.
Ya gotta smile!
No, no, no. Australia is America's b!tch (well, John Howard is anyway). England is America's gimp in the basement.
"i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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"I heard that sweden is the largest training camp for Al Queida"
Or worse its where the Godfather of Stockholm is!
http://www.wiggaz.com/euro2.htm
"But don't be fooled by the bling and casual expression, the road that led him here is paved with blood and if you cross him, you will feel his Swedish wrath. "
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