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    And you think *you're* tough


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    rofl.
    Thats one tought mother ****er.
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    In making a move, know how to choose the right moment.
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    props.

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    Bleh, he's just lucky the shark didn't have a gun.
    Cut the tiny testicles off of both of these rich, out-of-touch sumbiches, crush kill and destroy the Electoral College, wipe clean from the Earth the stain of our corrupt politicians, and elect me as the new president. --Vash

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    Thumbs up

    This is slightly cooler than that italian doctor who knifed 3 of 4 home invaders.
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    Royce would have choked them both out.

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    Um, the dude caught a 300 kg shark with his hands, I think he'd pop Royce's head off...
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    Red face

    the shark would choke royce out.

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    He took the fish out of it's element ,out of the water .It would be the same as if someone took Royce off the ground!...

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    LOL I wanna see the iceman vs A polar bear.
    LOL.. really, what else did you hear?.. did you hear that he was voted Man of the Year by Kung-Fu Magizine?

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    I think that guy used to be a member here. He got his start with sand sharks.
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    Burt Reynolds would choke the shark out with just his machismo.
    Regards

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    Ice Man would totally uppercut Aron Ralston. Dude only got one arm
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
    He's no Aron Ralston.
    I dunno. Don't get me wrong, it takes massive stones to do what Ralston did, but when he did it he was facing the possibility of death if he didn't. The captain, on the other hand, was perfectly safe, and no one would have faulted him if he'd just shouted for his crew to look out. Instead, he waded in and grabbed a finned killing machine by the tail and dragged it up on shore. I think that's a different level of tough.
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