you are laughing every time you get hit, cranked or thrown.
Haoli
you are laughing every time you get hit, cranked or thrown.
"George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."
"If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"
"Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"
It's simpler than you think.
I could be completely wrong"
Registered User
when you are broke and have no money.
WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
Froggy, I am broke, have no money, and am NOT training hard.
Like the dummy I am.
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
Registered User
we've all been there. Heck, some of us are there now.
At least my martial arts is improving. hehe.
Moderator
... that you actually look forward to drinking your post-training protein shake.
... your body ran out of fat and is trying to figure out how to metabolise skeleton.
... people start trolling threads by saying, "<yournamehere> would choke him out."
... your stomach starts to heave from overtraining-induced nausea, but you intently keep your yarf down for the sole reason that you'll need those calories later.
" i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA
Senior Member
you physically become unable to see from the sweat in your eyes
you can no longer stand on one leg without going arse over tit
big black people get out of your way when you walk near them (although that was probably something to do with my hands being covered in blood)
you think you can do hwoarangs triple flying kick
you CAN do hwoarangs triple flying kick
"If there is no grand plan; if there is no big picture; if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."
Hsing Yi, baby!
When you can't get out of bed the next morning, because of bruised ribs, pain in your shins and your jaw is sore...and you just laugh and say: ALL RIGHT! like Quagmire from Family Guy
"I'm into murders and executions, mostly"
Registered User
In the middle of a workout heart pounding and all you sit down then wake up two hours later,
just happened last week
Bless you
The Smarmy Host
I always laugh whilst taking my beatings.
.... when you see your dead granma throwing rocks at a cat
.... Your heart beating feels like someone is knocking on the inside of your chest
.... when you have to move your head to the cup of water you are trying to drink
"i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
"he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching
Wisest of the Mystics
... your body ran out of fat and is trying to figure out how to metabolise skeleton.
lol
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Daper Dan Man
When your legs are quivering violently from exhaustion and your still only halfway into your workout.
Originally Posted by Oso
Haoli
I hear yawhen you are broke and have no money
that sounds suspiciously like sexWhen your legs are quivering violently from exhaustion and your still only halfway into your workout.
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...you don't notice when you start bleeding.
"George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."
"If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"
"Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"
It's simpler than you think.
I could be completely wrong"
Daper Dan Man
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When your legs are quivering violently from exhaustion and your still only halfway into your workout.
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"that sounds suspiciously like sex
Cross-training.
The Smarmy Host
halfway
"that sounds suspiciously like sex "
Havin stamina troubles?
Edit:Enzyte commercials are funny as hell.
"i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
"he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching
The Smarmy Host
sex is an increadible workout. Pretty much the only way to workout EVERY muscle in the body. Burns tons of calories too.
"i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
"he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching
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