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  1. 10-31-2003, 09:31 AM #1
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    Speaking of catching the Ghay

    so, I had to relocate my adult class from the gym I've been teaching at for the last 2 years.

    no problem, got a kids class at a community center and the director has no problem with me having an adult class there.

    pretty hyped as the room is bigger, nice tall ceilings and the building is a pretty cool looking stone and timber type structure.


    well, now they have repainted the interior changing the color scheme from beige walls and dark brown trim to

    a light pale purple blue called 'dusty lilac' and some sick azz light green called 'waterfall something something green'

    man oh man....

    I know, at least I've got some space for which I am very gratefull.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

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    Oh yay. Just add some flowers and potpourri and you have the manliest training facility EVER!
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
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    So when can we all come over for tea and to ***** about how the drappery and curtains arent the right color?
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
    "he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching
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  4. 10-31-2003, 09:46 AM #4
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    anytime.

    I've said before that I'll host anyone anytime. 2 guest bedrooms at the house, a good yard to train in...and now

    Big Ghay Matt's Ghay Guan



    it's not that bad but it was a bit of a shocker when we walked into the building for class last night.

    all my kids are 12-16 year old boys, they just kinda got a funny look on thier face till my girl said "man, that is so ghay" then just busted out laughing.

    I think she really was the most apalled by it so I don't feel bad about ragging the choice in color.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"
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    Well, if it apalled the chick it must not be actually ghey, cause a **** would have gotten the colors just right.




    Edit: You should tell them you're going to start teaching *** Maga.
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    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
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    hmmm not sure if I should go on a rant about the ignorance of using "gay" or "****sexuality" and its references as a derogatory thing.....
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    lighten up, red5.
    it's meant to be humorous.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"
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    I think a women's only class is unrealistic.

    accept possibly for victim's of sexual assault that are having issues with male contact. And that class should be presented by a competent ma teacher who is also a psychologist who specialized in sexual assault cases.



    In truth, the rec center has a large kids afterschool program so they were wanting to change the atmosphere a bit.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"
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    Maybe they thought you were going to teach yoga.
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    Who said anything derogatory? I said that they are good for choosing colors and coordinating outfits and whatnot.


    Oh yeah... the *** maga. hehee... Thats the only way I could think of to make a slanderous mixture of a martial arts name and one of the various derogatory terms for ****sexuals.


    Edit: No one should take this personal. I make fun of the obese and geriatrich too. And those who eat flan.
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    That is soooo metro-sexual..


























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    metrosexual :

    http://abcnews.go.com/sections/GMA/L...uals_quiz.html
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    This **** is ****ing rediculous. Every ****ing time I try to download a perfect circle song off the new album, its a 15 second loop of the same ****ing song. I want to cut someones legs off for this.
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
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    Thumbs up

    how about actually purchasing the album, if you want it that bad?
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    NP that was funny as hel l

    TAK, nope. she's watched me teach kids class plenty and I teach the same info to kids as adults, just not at the same intensity.


    MS, yeah, I got some of that in a DMB song I was trying to DL
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"
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