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  1. #76
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    heh, he is younger by 6 years.

    somewhat cool and touching story:

    I was with a chick for 7 years, longest time ever.
    so, when she moved out I was just plain fukked up.
    my bro called me the day after and told me to come over.
    when I got there he pointed to the coffee table which
    had a bottle of Wild Turkey 101 and little bag o' the green stuff
    and said "you're gonna drink a little of that and smoke a little
    of that other stuff and we'll sit here and talk"

    and I did.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

  2. #77
    I wasn't using it as defense. I'm not defending my initial take on the colors being 'ghay'. It don't feel I was making fun of or belittling any one either individually or as a group. As matter of fact, I'm pretty sure most of the gay guys I know would be appalled at the color scheme and claim that it wasn't 'ghay' because it was in really poor taste. So, if anything I slandered the 'ghay' community by saying they would have poor enough taste to pick the color scheme.
    Bro, just discussing color is wrong. I think the ghay is moving his Liza Minelli CDs into your house.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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    nope, my girl would kick the ghay's azz.

    the closest I get to any liza minelli is Freddy Mercury, may he rest in peace.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    Were gonna sick the "Queer eye on the straight guy" crew on your ass. Literally Oso!

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    Gotta go, While You Were Out is coming on and then What Not to Wear. I did like Wayne better than the new guy.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


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    Find the safety flaw in the training. Rory Miller.

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    hey, so sue me if I make sure my belt matches my shoes
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    Warning: satire.

    I'll have you all know that I'm a legal representative for the Universal Pride Association (UPAss for short) which represents Ghay Pride.

    The Ghays, as I'm sure you know, are a tribe of sexually, socially, dextrously, aesthetically, maritally, vertically challenged people who deeply resent being called a bunch of ****witted ******* single-parent one-legged mutant retard pervert midgets. What makes it worse for them is that they are all colour-blind yet they still get lumped in with the sickest, most depraved bunch of screaming pillowbiter interior-designer ****sexuals on account of the closeness of their tribe's name (the Ghay) to that of the popular nickname for arse bandits.

    Please desist from being derogatory towards Ghays.





    BTW, Red5 is gay. Allegedly.




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    Bathos.

    BTW, some of my best friends are gay.

    They take it very well.
    its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist

    Sometime blog on training esp in Japan

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    Re: Bathos.

    Originally posted by Mat
    BTW, some of my best friends are gay.

    They take it very well.
    I'm sure they 'take it' very well.
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    GHEY THREAD!
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    Lightbulb I think that Red5Angel

    Needs to remove the 2x4 from his a$$ and not personalize this thread so much.

    TWS
    It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.

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    R5 had good intent. I gots nothin against him.

    "hey, so sue me if I make sure my belt matches my shoes"

    Hey, dressin nice helps. A lot.
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
    "he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching

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    actually my girl told me that my belt does not match my shoes.

    so, I promptly took the belt off and showed her what it did match

    and, yea, red5 is rightous in his belief. I'm just not that rightous.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    "so, I promptly took the belt off and showed her what it did match"
    That a way. Let that woman know who runs ****.
    Hehehe... Better be careful Oso... You know the old confucious say...
    "he who gives his woman no peace during the day, gets no peice at night."
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
    "he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching

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    and you know that were a joke. mostly.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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