The Smarmy Host
You have now been tagged as "it". You will fulfill your responsibilites of being "it" by no later than the 3rd hour of the 7th day after your first born childs birthday. If the responsibilities of being "it" are not fulfilled, swift harsh legal action will be implemented, and your estate will be seized by the province of rhodentia. If you have any further questions, please contact the legistlation for legistlating no later than the 4th day of the 2nd month of next year.
"i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
"he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching
even if you win ...
do i get to touch people?
i like touching people.
where's my beer?
Moderator
reading that next to your avatar makes all the wearies of a friday go away.
" i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA
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I think Saturdays are the greatest day of the week.
Chairman of the ORA-board
^yes
grandmasteroftheobvious
I do not ever see Sifu do anything that could be construed as a hula dancer- hasayfu
Registered User
vomit
Wannabe MMA guy
wtf?
"If you like metal you're my friend" -- Manowar
"I am the cosmic storms, I am the tiny worms" -- Dimmu Borgir
<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard.
Registered User
more vomit..that's just nasty
even if you win ...
ha ... not bad.
where's my beer?
The Profligate Son
man I bet my hand would get lost in that thing.
"Don't Focus on the Fingers or You will miss all the Heavenly Glory!"
Morbicid-"Maybe some moves are made just so that, if u somehow manage to pull them off in a fight, u get some serious bragging rights.
Many famous fighters have done this (roy jones jr, chuck norris, Morbicid, etc)"
grandmasteroftheobvious
student- why don't you give it a try?
I do not ever see Sifu do anything that could be construed as a hula dancer- hasayfu
The Smarmy Host
Ewww... 11 replies eh? Not bad. Could have been better tho, you slackers.
Jesus I hurt today.
"i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
"he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching
crazy cow killin sidekick
my eyes......................
oh fuuuck you for posting that!
All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.
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