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  1. 11-04-2003, 03:07 PM #1
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    Other Aspects

    Has Martial Arts helped you out in a form other than fighting or health?

    example:

    I was longboarding with an ear infection and my balance was fuct. I was going about twenty and nearing a four way stop and began to carve to slow down. I went over a sewer cap and my back wheels became airborn. I took two steps and felt myself falling forward, and went into a roll from shoulder to shoulder. I was thrust back on to my feet and ran and hoped on my longboard. I just so happens that we practice that roll in SC so I belive my training helped divert a serious injury.
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  2. 11-04-2003, 03:22 PM #2
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    Yes. I don't need to take stairs or lifts any more because my amazing chi powers allow me to jump straight up to whatever level I need to be at
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    I use my chi to type for me. There's no chance that I will get carpal tunnel now!
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  4. 11-04-2003, 03:41 PM #4
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    I use my chi to create a doppleganger to go to the grocery store for me. Then I beat him because of my insecurities.
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  5. 11-04-2003, 04:31 PM #5
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    you guys are forgetting the most important reason to train martial arts...





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    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

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  6. 11-04-2003, 04:37 PM #6
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    if you want any old chick but not if you want you a martial chick.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"
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  8. 11-04-2003, 08:59 PM #8
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    recently my entire family got a real bad flu except me. must've been the pure chi that courses through my veins
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  9. 11-04-2003, 11:03 PM #9
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    Last time I showed this chick my chi at the mall I wound up getting arrested.

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  10. 11-04-2003, 11:14 PM #10
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    Originally posted by Meat Shake
    Last time I showed this chick my chi at the mall I wound up getting arrested.
    That is because your chi was too small
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  11. 11-05-2003, 11:36 AM #11
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    I'm just sayin', the more dexterity that you have, the more injuries you can avoid....


    Oh, MS.. don't worry about it, you'll start maturing soon...
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    "That is because your chi was too small"

    Nah, I found out it was cause my zipper was down, I forgot my draws that day, and my overly endowdness was trolling out the front of my pantaloons.
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
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  13. 11-05-2003, 12:31 PM #13
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  14. 11-05-2003, 03:27 PM #14
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    Originally posted by Meat Shake
    "That is because your chi was too small"

    Nah, I found out it was cause my zipper was down, I forgot my draws that day, and my overly endowdness was trolling out the front of my pantaloons.
    Then you are lucky a bird didn't mistake it for a worm and try to take it for its dinner
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    Behold, I see my father and mother.
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    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.
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