...like gold or chrome -colored, foam-dipped chops...
...like a Sun Dragon nunchaku tape on my desk...
...like floppy foam dipped booties...
...like a Daniel-San Bonzai bandana...
...like religiously watching ESPN2 for their Kata & Breaking demos (especially if you lipsynch along with every "kiai")...
...like growing your hair to be just like Wayne Dalglish...
...like buying Paul Mitchell hair care products "just to support the team"...
...like a chrome-plated bo staff that tapers at each end...
...like multi-colored demo gis...
...like a pair of the old MC Hammer/weight lifting pants that have elastic bands at the waist and ankle, and flare out in between (especially if in some faded pastel color or indistinguishable print design)...
...like oiling the ball bearings on your Glow Chucks...
...like screaming "AI YAHHHH!" to close the refridgerator...
...like a black belt in 6 months program...
...like discussing the martial applications of a 720 ariel...
...like having a "My Child Is A Black Belt" bumper sticker...
...like proudly displaying your 4 foot tall "Kata: Beginner Division" trophy...
...like sporting headgear that could've been ripped from the X-Wing pilots in the first Starwars movie...
...like droning on about the differences between a warrior and a fighter...
...like owning a pair of tabi...
...like training to be deadly with your plastic, mock up "chinese stars"...
...like quoting Mr Miyagi...
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feel free to add.
not trying to target anybody, just a slow day at the office.
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Originally Posted by Oso
