The Smarmy Host
And if you dont believe KL, go to the international karate point sparring championships!
Its so hardcore that the only rules are-
No face contact.
Light body contact.
No takedowns.
No knees.
No elbows.
No finger strikes.
No kicks to the knees.
No looking at your opponent with that "evil look" in your eyes.
"i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
"he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching
Still kickin'
KL,
I agree. There's a Sensei at the dojo where I train JJ who has some amazing skills. He's got a sidekick that would pop your liver straight out through your spine. Seen plenty of fine Karate, but we're not talking about Karate,
we're talkin 'bout Crotty.
Itinerant practitioner
just watch a K1 event. Now that's Karate! lol
My friend is a top K3 fighter and he is one of the toughest fighters I have met. Kyokushin is where it's at for Karate fighters.
cheers
Kung Fu is good for you.
The Smarmy Host
Ive seen some good karate practitioners, and my old TKD sensei was pretty good with his hands, but its still fun to poke fun.
"i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
"he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching
god of war
don't underestimate the power of a 720 arial while wearing tabi boots!
Seriously though, good karate is awesome.
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it ain't real krotty unless you can take a punch in the neck from 4 sides simultaneously, let someone kick you in the nads a few times, and then take a side kick while kneeling blindfolded.
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The 4 sides thing is great - keeps your neck from breaking. Be much more dangerous to get hit from one or two(non-opposing) sides.
As I'm typing this, there's an ad for brightly colored chucks (Graphite Nunchaku!) at the top of the screen.
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Holding a wicked cool katana while posing for pictures, but holding it completely wrong!
e-budo sword guys bust on them!
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witty misnomer
Amen! Bring on the death matches, and Sonny Chiba movies!Originally posted by Kung Lek
Itake karate back for what it is!
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Haha...that's not Kahraahdy. That's Juko Kai!!!! I love that documentary on Discovery. It was so hilarious, especially that part.Originally posted by brothernumber9
it ain't real krotty unless you can take a punch in the neck from 4 sides simultaneously, let someone kick you in the nads a few times, and then take a side kick while kneeling blindfolded.
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oh yeah. "shaolin monks" with spears on their necks, lgetting kicked in the crotch while laying on a bed of nails while smashing cinder blocks on their chests, licking hot irons and other feats of "iron shirt" qigong aren't equally as ridiculous?it ain't real krotty unless you can take a punch in the neck from 4 sides simultaneously, let someone kick you in the nads a few times, and then take a side kick while kneeling blindfolded.
You guys really need to start a "Nuthing Sez "KUNG FU" like thread..
that will be almost parallel in comedy!
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like wearing your uniform to a halloween costume party.
****,where the hell is it
Originally posted by greendragon
like wearing your uniform to a halloween costume party.
Est. 1989
...like consoling your sensei/southern baptist minister that your 9 year old shouldn't be doing push ups since they've only had 12 belt rank tests this year
(e.g.) "If Johnny damages a growth plate, we'll sue you for 450 dollars, or the equivalent of two months of class free."
...crying because it's already been 7 whole months and you're STILL not good enough to get your black belt *tear*
Shut up and train.
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crazy cow killin sidekick
OOOS! to everything and everyone, and bow to everything and everyone. and shout alot when you do stuff, and have a menacing scowl while doing the most mundane tasks, like preparing dinner , as if you were preparing seppuke
OOOOOOOOS
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