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Thread: I can still run pretty fast...

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    I can still run pretty fast...

    LOL....
    Im sitting here waiting on CPA & company's slow asses to come pick me up. I have my window open, and I heard a loud bang. Look outside, see a kid riding off on a bike, and assume my jeep was the target. Run outside barefoot, and chase the kid down T1000 style and pull him off his bike. He starts screaming, and yelling to his friends to run, so I drag his sorry punk ass back to my jeep to inspect for damages. I see nothing wrong. I look around for more damages, but didnt have in my contacts and am legally blind, so didnt see anything. Let him go, told him I better not catch the fukkers around anymore. lol. Cheeky little *******s.
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
    "he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching

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    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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