Black and yellow "Stinger" with Gold.
Red, white, and blue "Patriot" with Silver.
Iron to match your crotch!
Who cares, nobody will be able to see you once you're a ninja.
Wouldn't a uniform chafe during iron crotch training?
I've already got all of these products, let me lend you mine.
As felt in Braille Weekly
I love the new banner ads! Unfortunately, they've left me in a bit of a quandary: What color psychedelic demonstration outfit and metallic sparring gear should I get for practicing my iron crotch training, learning to be a ninja shuriken master, and showing off with my brightly colored graphite staff? All the while wearing my
studded leather accessories, of course.
Cut the tiny testicles off of both of these rich, out-of-touch sumbiches, crush kill and destroy the Electoral College, wipe clean from the Earth the stain of our corrupt politicians, and elect me as the new president. --Vash
Publisher
lol!
You know, we experimented with all sorts of products at www.MartialArtsMart.com, and it's the gaudy stuff that sells the most. Stuff like graphite weapons don't do so well for our retail, but man do they pay the bills for our wholesale, www.TigerClaw.com. You got to remember that our retail tends to be more CMA driven from our Kung Fu mag and website, but our wholesale is more KMA & JMA, and they love their graphite and demo uniforms.
Gene Ching
Publisher www.KungFuMagazine.com
Author of Shaolin Trips
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Mile High Playa
The local karate tournie scene is funny.. many dumb outfits... but whatever.
practice wu de
Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ
Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching
I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
As felt in Braille Weekly
I believe that the gaudy stuff sells most. After all, anyone can find a 6'6" stick, but tapered graphite staffs don't grow on trees.
I'm trying to think of an innovative way to combine the iron crotch training with the ninja shuriken mastery....
Cut the tiny testicles off of both of these rich, out-of-touch sumbiches, crush kill and destroy the Electoral College, wipe clean from the Earth the stain of our corrupt politicians, and elect me as the new president. --Vash
Banned
Have just been looking for shaolin rings for iron palm training and accompanying spray for improved circulation etc....have seen it advertised elsewhere but wanted to try you first? What chya got ??
Mile High Playa
Well, they have the rings and the iron palm kit on mam...
Wing Lam also has something like that too, but the rings and the iron palm stuff is usually seperate.
practice wu de
Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ
Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching
I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
Publisher
Our Iron Body Master Kit covers Iron Palm. And we sell iron rings in large and medium. Support the forum and buy from our sponsors -www.martialartsmart.com
Commerical break over - back to our regular programing.
Gene Ching
Publisher www.KungFuMagazine.com
Author of Shaolin Trips
Support our forum by getting your gear at MartialArtSmart
Member
Speaking of products, Gene, what's the word on Shaolin socks and wraps? Got em' separate yet?
Amitabha
Publisher
Let me look in to that for you and get back to you.
Gene Ching
Publisher www.KungFuMagazine.com
Author of Shaolin Trips
Support our forum by getting your gear at MartialArtSmart
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