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Thread: Does KF help you deal with anguish?

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    Does KF help you deal with anguish?

    Scotland just lost 6-0 to Holland at football (soccer to you US wimps...)

    I don't feel that my kung fu is helping me deal with this particular trauma.....

    Does anyone have the martial arts answer.....?

    On the brink of suicide......

    PE
    "We had a thing to settle so I did him"
    Tamai, 43, was quoted by Police as saying.

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    Since it is a game of football (soccer) that you are talking about, you need to follow these steps:

    1) Find some Dutch supporters
    2) Start a riot
    3) Use your KF to bash up the Dutch supporters.

    See, it does help you deal with it
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    Hey Pheonix Eye!

    Whats the difference between a Scottish goalkeeper and a cab driver??
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    The Cabbie is only allowed to let in four!!!!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
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    Tim: Did you?

    Mike: I didn't HAVE too.
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    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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