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  1. 11-20-2003, 08:44 PM #1
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    Talking what's wrong with this ad?

    http://www.panthervideostore.com/cat...roducts_id/369

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  2. 11-20-2003, 08:51 PM #2
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    I dunno, you tell me
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    It's an ancient weapon called the sai-chaku, and his mum has put the chain through his sleeves and round his back so he doesn't lose them.
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    Hey, at least they named them correctly. They could have called them nunchucks, numchucks, nunchucka or any other permutation of the name that has ever been used.
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    I'm no expert at advertisment analysis, but the problem with this ad is...

    That a hot chick isn't pictured on the cover??

    Right?
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    Morbicid-"Maybe some moves are made just so that, if u somehow manage to pull them off in a fight, u get some serious bragging rights.

    Many famous fighters have done this (roy jones jr, chuck norris, Morbicid, etc)"
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  6. 11-20-2003, 09:10 PM #6
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    Wrong, he has his fancy head band on upside-down, fool.
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  7. 11-20-2003, 11:47 PM #7
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    The one in his right hand seems smaller than the one in the left
    I have a signature.
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    Originally posted by PHILBERT
    The one in his right hand seems smaller than the one in the left
    isn't that the way the chinese '2 section-staff is supposed to be?
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  9. 11-21-2003, 12:35 PM #9
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    check out the Arnis Double sticks... I think the guy is missing one.

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  10. 11-21-2003, 01:50 PM #10
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    NP...

    ha

    nah, i used to receive the panther catalogue in high school and just decided to check out the site.

    as for the double arnis, if the picture wasn't so small, u would see that he actually has both in his right hand....he's just being deceptive
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    Could it be his Num Chucks are too skinny, not chained together, made of metal, and have little spikes acrhing up parelell to the main blad*&% I mean Chuck on either side?
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  12. 11-22-2003, 06:32 PM #12
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    You're all missing it aren't you? And it's right there in front of you. That's actually a Shaolin-Do instructor and his Gi should be BLACK not white (as he does his Kata with his Sais while barefoot ).
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    That's . . .

    Angi Uezu. Isshinryu Karate Founder Tatsuo Shimabuku had this dude as his son-in-law. Outside of his lineage, his claims to Isshinryu training, at least the early years, are questioned.

    Good karate, though.

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  14. 11-22-2003, 06:57 PM #14
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    Isshinryu guys are the dumbest bunch in the karate world. First they had to get rid of the beginner katas, they punch and block funny, they do Naihanchi backwards and now this. What kind of person would take an art like this?

    Angi Uezu did admit to taking karate because he was Shimabuku's son-in-law and living at the dojo.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

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  15. 11-22-2003, 06:59 PM #15
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    Yes Vash, I know this . I was just bein' a smartazz (c'mon you're supposed ta' laugh, not correct my humor ). T.
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