****sexuality?
Who is the real Queen of England?
Elton John.
You can keep your George Michael, Boy George and the rest of your buggers. mate. Enjoy your tea and biscuits!
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****sexuality?
Who is the real Queen of England?
Elton John.
You can keep your George Michael, Boy George and the rest of your buggers. mate. Enjoy your tea and biscuits!
Keerazy legs
We Will !enjoy your tea and biscuits
And no Battenberg for you either!!!!
Uncouth colonials.
Mike: I dressed up as an old Isralie woman once.
Tim: Did you?
Mike: I didn't HAVE too.
Spaced
Hey I think "Chi" is real
What's sad is you chaps used to be somebody.
The United States is the new Rome.
You are a small dog on a leash which we pull from
time to time. Don't ever forget that Buggers.
But empires full. The British empire did not fall violently (apart from a few cases) but was mostly alowed to self govern at a time that was concidered right for the individual country. Just look at how close the common wealth is.
Not only will the american empire fall, but it will fall in flames as this is all you guys know. I can see it now! I mean why the hell are you giving 1 billion RED Chinese all your jobs and most of your technology? What do you think they will do when they pass you by and become the new power?
LOL.. really, what else did you hear?.. did you hear that he was voted Man of the Year by Kung-Fu Magizine?
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Teach me Tai Chi?
I do hope they torture David Carradine!
Loud City
Conquer Europe.What do you think they will do when they pass you by and become the new power?
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
Originally Posted by David Jamieson
Hey I think "Chi" is real
Look at your plumbing and your food. And you call us savages?
Whats wrong with the plumning in the UK?
LOL.. really, what else did you hear?.. did you hear that he was voted Man of the Year by Kung-Fu Magizine?
Keerazy legs
I bet it has something to do with "mixer" taps
Mike: I dressed up as an old Isralie woman once.
Tim: Did you?
Mike: I didn't HAVE too.
Spaced
Member
"What's sad is you chaps used to be somebody.
The Sun has in fact set on your Empire.
The United States is the new Rome."
Yeah we figured out that kind of behaviour's pretty antisocial and causes a few problems in the long run.
But people don't learn from others' mistakes eh?
The Xingyiquan man
What the f**k? the Yanks lack of intelligence never ceases to amaze me!You keep telling yourself that...I'm sure it helps pass the time between German invasions.
And when you fire your nuclear weapons towards N.Korea please be careful they don't drop on the UK on the way, I know we are nowhere near but........
Member
accidents do happen, and most of them in the home.
Registered User
Maybe a good nuke would mutate your genes enough to create a future race of English people with straight, white teeth.
**cough**India**cough**I suppose Vietnam was a success, got your asses whipped by an ill equipped bunch of villagers, ha ha,
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Mile High Playa
Hey, do you English guys speek German...
You're welcome
practice wu de
Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ
Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching
I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
Hey I think "Chi" is real
Well to me at least its sounding like closer ties with Germany would be quite nice, at least nicer than becoming more like america.
LOL.. really, what else did you hear?.. did you hear that he was voted Man of the Year by Kung-Fu Magizine?
Mile High Playa
You do it every day....
I was joking anyway...
practice wu de
Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ
Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching
I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread
Large Member
I know, I know... you're the best at your "football" Joey, er.. I mean MK. I'm sure you guys are the best at "baseball" and "basketball" too.Originally posted by MasterKiller
I suppose you guys call boxers the same thing because they wear gloves? Why don't you go challenge Mike Tyson to a bare-knuckler, tough guy? I'm sure he's not very tough...afterall, he has to wear gloves to protect his hands when he fights.
The pads protect you, but they also allow you to hit harder than you normally could. Add to that fact that a 325-lb NFL line backer can usually run a 4.4 second 40-yard-sprint, and your puny little 150-lb soccer-playing "tough guys" would be in a coma after one semi-solid hit.
There is one Rugby player who is tough enough to play in the NFL. The punter for the San Diego chargers. Boy, he sure can kick. Wonder why he isn't making millions of dollars running the ball since he's so tough and wearing armor to boot?
The eunuch should not take pride in his chastity
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