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Thread: XMA Suxors!

  1. #16
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    this thread sux
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SS
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    ok I'm done
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    This sucks.
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    this too

    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    Angry Well, it's been seen, and the judges call . . .

    Dear Jesus, I'm drawing a hot bath full of epsom salt and rubbing alcohol just to wash the suck outta my eyes.

    That was the sh!ttiest, most inane, and down-right sh!tiest display of suckitude I've ever wasted my life on. And I saw House II, the Second Story (which, by the way, had better martial arts action than this load of sh!t).

    Goodness, someone must have sucked the suckiest suck from the suck-pool to edit this . . . atrocity, this crime against nature. And the commentary, oh my noodles, the commentary . . . not exactly Shakespeare. Or Chingei. Heck, Ralek put together more entertaining nouns, verbs and prepositions than this.

    At least the skeleton animations kicked @$$.

    Dear God, the Suck. I can see it when I close my eyes!
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    What a complete and total suckfest. It was like wacthing.... hell, i dont know, something sucky. Jesus christ, why did they have to make it so sucktacular? I was almost looking forward to the discovery channel having something on martial arts, but then this peice of suck came on and sucked the suck right off the suck.

    The producers should be sentenced to a life time of watching their own sucky ass reruns.
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    i think yall should wipe the suck off your chin and move on. the bottom has been reached in suckiness, so be glad that unsuckiness isnt that rare.

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    I think we should e-mail those *******s both of the threads here and on the main forum. Just so they can see how much of a suckfest that was...****!
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    on the other side I've seen a lot of good MA on tv today. First the fullcontact Karate world champion. for 1 hour then some old K1 legend fights for 1 h. Beats the suckiest sucky sucky documentarys
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    K@r@te 0wN3s @ll!
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    I'm thinking of going to the XMA school here in town...
    I was considering the following:
    1. A friendly challenge match (but decided against it seeing how its so incredably one sided)
    2. Sitting in on a class and showing them some real Kung Fu.
    3. Just sitting in class laughing.

    All are very offensive, and I've decided to let them be. But the more I look @ the website and watch that ****ty mockumentery the more I want to beat up some scrubs. I vow to no longer bash on Shaolin-Do. I have no right to bash thier style when ****bird styles like this exsist...I'd much rather be an SDer than an XMAer...****s
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    but dude.. aren't u scared of their 1080 spinning fly kick will hurt you!?




















































    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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