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    Happy birthday 7*

    just saw your name in the bottom of the page, so i decided to make my first birthday post.

    happy birthday
    "Everything with which a man amuses himself is vain except three things: training of his horse for war, his playing with his wife, and his martial practice."

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    Happy B-Day

    Happy Birthday. Party On.
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    Happy Birthday !!!
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    Happy b-day. It sucks, huh?

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    Many happy returns, mate!
    When you assume, you make an ass out of... pretty much just you, really.

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    Happy b-day!

    practice wu de


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    Happy birthday, old man.
    "hey pal, you wanna do the dance of destruction with the belle of the ball, just say the word." -apoweyn

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    Since he's bjjing it these days, I think his classmates should tap him out 27 times (or however many years old he is.)
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    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    Thanks, all. When I woke up this morning, my bones were creaking. I'll still give the young bucks a run though.

    How old do I have to be before I'm considered over the hill?
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

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    Thumbs up

    HAPPY BDAY OL CHAP
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    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

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    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    Originally posted by SevenStar
    Thanks, all. When I woke up this morning, my bones were creaking. I'll still give the young bucks a run though.

    How old do I have to be before I'm considered over the hill?
    Four more years. Then you automatically get issued a gut and a baseball cap.
    "hey pal, you wanna do the dance of destruction with the belle of the ball, just say the word." -apoweyn

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    Happy birthday dude.
    How old?
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
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    Old enough to do better, but young enough to do it anyway.

    Funny enough, that's the same age I've been for like 15 years now.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    I was 5 15 years ago.
    "i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
    "he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching

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    Thumbs up

    strike!

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