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    The ad for "graphite staffs"

    What a unique manner of advertising pencils!
    Wing Chun has lots of sayings. If sayings won fights, WC would rule the world (presumably by talking its opponents to death).

    Empirical evidence strongly suggests this has yet to happen.

    --anerlich

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    They come already tapered also, so you don't even have to sharpen them!
    "Don't Focus on the Fingers or You will miss all the Heavenly Glory!"

    Morbicid-"Maybe some moves are made just so that, if u somehow manage to pull them off in a fight, u get some serious bragging rights.

    Many famous fighters have done this (roy jones jr, chuck norris, Morbicid, etc)"

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    mmmm graphite
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

    "Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."

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    a great lubricant....

    ...for locks.

    Did we mention the graphite nunchuks?
    Gene Ching
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    Those look nice.

    Too bad I don't use ninchukus...
    "Don't Focus on the Fingers or You will miss all the Heavenly Glory!"

    Morbicid-"Maybe some moves are made just so that, if u somehow manage to pull them off in a fight, u get some serious bragging rights.

    Many famous fighters have done this (roy jones jr, chuck norris, Morbicid, etc)"

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    no chucks?

    Every martial artist should know how to use chucks just like every martial artist should be able to do a Bruce Lee impersonation.


    How about kama?
    Gene Ching
    Publisher www.KungFuMagazine.com
    Author of Shaolin Trips
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