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    Ultimate geekiness here.

    I JUST LOST A 37th LEVEL MAGE ON ANGBAND TO KAVLAX THE MANY-HEADED!!! ******!!!

    And when your character dies in this game, he dies. That's it.


    ********ANTCHRISTMOTHER****ER!!!
    "In the world of martial arts, respect is often a given. In the real world, it must be earned."

    "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. "--Bertrand Russell

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    MP, next time you're being choked out, tap sooner. What the hell are you talking about?
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


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    Find the safety flaw in the training. Rory Miller.

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    Zork would choke out Angband.

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    Thumbs down

    That's messed up. My guess is his training was not conducive to combat efficiency. Was he working forms, or was he doing live drills and sparring?
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

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    That's messed up. My guess is his training was not conducive to combat efficiency. Was he working forms, or was he doing live drills and sparring?
    naw, it's just a game.


    besides, how do you do live drills with a fireball?

    whu...hmmm???


    but, Zork rules....text based Zork, that is.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    I'm with Rogue on this one.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    CSN, come now, my friend. Obviously an rpg of some sort.


    http://www.thangorodrim.net/


    never heard of it myself, but the inference was there
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    Some GEEKY sort!

    Yeah, like I got room to talk.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    Angband has a very long history. It started 1990 as an improved and "Tolkienized" variant of Moria. Moria itself was created in 1985 and was inspired by Rogue (let's blame the old guy) (from the late 70s). Countless changes were introduced by many programmers on the way to the current versions of Angband.
    I knew there was something more to a guy who like to drink beer at an Arby's.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    Holy Cow ! They have a version for Pocket PC's !!!

    now I'm glad I have a 128mb SD card on my Axim....
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    Drinking beer at Arby's? Now you've got me baffled again.

    #1 - I've never heard of an Arby's where they serve beer.

    #2 - I can scarcely imagine eating at Arby's on purpose.

    which brings me to

    #3 - I suppose if you were really drunk you might not care if you were eating at Arby's.
    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
    Crippled Avenger

    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

    First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.

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    come east my young Padowan (sp?)

    I am but a shodow to rogue's greatness but together he and I will show you the awesomeness that is Arby's with beer.
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    GEEKY

    Select * from users where clue > 0


    - 0 rows returned


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    Out-geekifying the masses

    #KFM.c

    bool clueless( KFM_poster_data * KFM_poster )
    {
    if (KFM_poster->clue >= 0) return TRUE;
    else return FALSE;
    return;
    }

    void detect_cluelessness( )
    {
    KFM_poster_data KFM_poster;
    for(KFM_poster; KFM_poster->next_poster; KFM_poster->next_poster != NULL)
    {
    if clueless printf(KFM_poster->name, descr);
    }
    return;
    }

    #KFM.h

    struct KFM_poster_data
    {
    char * name;
    sh_int clue;
    KFM_poster_data next_poster;
    };
    Last edited by Christopher M; 01-19-2004 at 10:56 PM.

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