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  1. 01-24-2004, 03:34 PM #1
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    kung fu

    I havn't been able to post much. It's been a long time since i did any challenge matches. So i'm starting up again and will fight kung fu people in the maryland area.

    This is not a troll, it's for people who are actually interested in fighitng a challenge match.

    rules are:
    1. one vs. one
    2. no weapons
    3. you win if you make them give up or KO
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  2. 01-24-2004, 03:48 PM #2
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    Ralek, do me a favor and go post on the Internal Arts board, you might find someone there.
    I have a signature.
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  3. 01-24-2004, 03:50 PM #3
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    well, you have certainly proved that you are unable to move beyond a singular thought process and alas are stuck in this endless loop of pitiful existance. Unoriginal thought is perfect for the droning drone of droneyness that you have become. As boring as unbuttered toast.

    again? did you think we forgot about the last 50 million times you've "challenged"? LOL

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  4. 01-24-2004, 04:34 PM #4
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    Oh my God, I just fell off my chair!!!

    I figured this was part of KFM's distant history. It' so distant, that some even argue if the mythical "Ralek" even existed at all.

    Hey Ralek, how did your fight with Nick Monticello go last year?
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  5. 01-24-2004, 08:41 PM #5
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  6. 01-24-2004, 11:47 PM #6
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    OMG!!!!!! HE RETURNS!!!!!!!!!

    This calls for flan.
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  7. 01-25-2004, 06:43 AM #7
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    yes, flan for all!

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  8. 01-25-2004, 09:12 PM #8
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    Hey, Ralek. I'll be up by Maryland probably sometime this summer, if my trip to Cali doesn't pan out. Whereabouts you at?

    I'm not kung fu, but I've studied a Chuka Shaolin form from a book, and though I'm still a gimp, I think I can apply it with deadly power and stuff.
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  9. 01-25-2004, 09:30 PM #9
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    Just to make sure, you still don't racism against chinese people, right?
    Did you ever master how to attack critial points ver well?
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  11. 01-25-2004, 10:45 PM #11
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    How is Tekken Training going?
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  12. 01-25-2004, 11:52 PM #12
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    Too bad, I came here during post-Ralek times...
    Don't know what you guys mean
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    Many famous fighters have done this (roy jones jr, chuck norris, Morbicid, etc)"
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  13. 01-26-2004, 12:01 AM #13
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  14. 01-26-2004, 03:55 AM #14
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    Originally posted by SanSoo Student
    Too bad, I came here during post-Ralek times...
    There is no post-Ralek. For he is forever.

    Unfortunately, there is also no no-post Ralek...
    its safe to say that I train some martial arts. Im not that good really, but most people really suck, so I feel ok about that - Sunfist

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  15. 01-26-2004, 05:41 AM #15
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    Originally posted by SanSoo Student
    Too bad, I came here during post-Ralek times...
    Don't know what you guys mean
    Ralek is the second greatest troll on these forums. Search through this forum for him... very entertaining.
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