Ralek you rock mate. Pure entertainment.
Somehow though, I just can't help but hope that someone from here will kick the sh!t out of you in a 'challenge' match, lol.
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Ralek you rock mate. Pure entertainment.
Somehow though, I just can't help but hope that someone from here will kick the sh!t out of you in a 'challenge' match, lol.
Loud City
I can't wait until someone accepts Merry...er....Ralek's new challenge.
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
Originally Posted by David Jamieson
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The funny part was that Ralek use to have like 2500 posts, but KFM did a purging on the forums and some people lost there posts (especially useless ones). Some only lost a few hundred, and some alot more. Ralek lost 2000.
I have a signature.
choppin dat pork
I'd take up the reins & challenge but I'm probably just a kickboxer or got all my fighting ability from my 1 bjj tutorial/rolling session.
Welcome back Ralek; glad to see you're still kicking it.
-Jack Dempsey ch1 pg1 Championship FightingWhat would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?
It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.
Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile WHEN ITS BODY-WEIGHT IS SET INTO FAST MOTION.
WUTANG is 4 the CHILDREN!
The ultimate shotokan not-quite-a-yellow-belt is back!
WOOOOOOOOO!
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
Xiong Chuan
*strokes chin*Originally posted by Ralek
rules are:
1. one vs. one
2. no weapons
3. you win if you make them give up or KO
Hmmm, interesting.
Would I be allowed to smite you?
Red Boat Fighter
ralek you freak of nature, welcome back.
so you've renewed your efforts to defeat all kung fu, i imagine it was your new year's resolution. maybe this year you'll have more success.
now in order to achieve this goal, youre gonna have to stop tossing off to gracie videos at home, venture out into the world and show up for one of these challenge matches...and actually fight..... you know that, don't you? of course its a big scary world outside of frederick, maryland, but i'm sure your momma will be happy to give you a ride to the fight in her el camino, provided you please her real nice, the way she likes.
good luck, little man!
The Smarmy Host
Ill accept your challenge, but under my rules.
1. We wear blindfolds.
2. We wear an earplug snugly in 1 ear only, to throw off equilibrium.
3. We fight on a tightrope.
4. The tightrope is suspended over a pit of lava and firebreathing alligators.
5. We tape knives to our fingers.
6. The referree must be a midget with a shotgun.
Do you consent to the above rules and accept my challence, girly man?
"i would show them 8 hours of animal porn and beheadings in a single sitting then make them write a paper about italy." -GDA
"he said there were tons of mantids fornicating everywhere. While he was there, he was sending me photos of mantis porn regularly." - Gene Ching
god of war
you have to go meet him. Remember, he can only travel short "dietances"
i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.
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I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.
- Shonie Carter
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I have to ask...Originally posted by anton
Ralek is the second greatest troll on these forums. Search through this forum for him... very entertaining.
Who is the greatest troll on these forums?
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*cough* Ego *cough*Originally posted by wentwest
I have to ask...
Who is the greatest troll on these forums?
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice, there is.
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I agreeOriginally posted by kenso
*cough* Ego *cough*
The eunuch should not take pride in his chastity
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MasterKiller. your implying that i'm Merryprankster. i am not. I think Shaolin Tiger has met merryprankster so you could ask him and he will tell you we are not the same person.
And although you are all entertained by the challenge matches, that is not the purpose. I'm hear to fight people. I beat up an aikido black belt. I fought shaolin tiger and made him take rest breaks. and i knocked out a taijiquan instructor. John Springer never showed up to our match and he had his phone number changed.
I havn't posted in a while becuase lots of stuff going on. PA or maryalnd is OK. as long as your not too far north in PA.
The fights have happened. They are real. Shoalin tiger has fought me and can verify they are real.
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http://forum.kungfumagazine.com/foru...+new+ghey+judo
Just for Ralek
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I am RALEK...I am the great fighter in all of the land...I plan to kick your ass..providing you don't show up for the match....
You are so funny...it's kinda cute
deal with that....
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