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    bjj term to flowery name thread

    Based on a suggestion from another thread, we're gonna think up flowery names for bjj techniques!


    the guard - tiger suns it's belly

    shrimping - shrimp curls it's tail

    preparation to shrimp from side mount - bear prepares to move mountain

    side mount - buddha takes it in the arse

    knee on belly - tiger catches it's prey

    rear mount - snake entwines tree

    straight armbar - monkey snaps twig
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

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    mata leao - Slaying the lion

    Omo Plata - Oh Moh Pla Te

    Butt Scoot - Incontinent dog soils carpet
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    collar choke-- Patient Father Chastizes Flame-Haired Son of Least Favorite Wife
    "Oh LORD, please spare our eyes"- Traditional Prayer before an English Singlestick Match

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    triangle choke - arhat examines bicep
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

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    wtf... I spend hours thinking up Eight Ancestor Doggy Style posture and it just vanishes into the haze of forum archives. Great. Just great.

    Never no respect. No regard either.

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    you lose a post?
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

    -Charles Manson

    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

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    Mount: Helio buggers Royce

    Kimura: Bully takes the milk money
    Last edited by Water Dragon; 02-13-2004 at 07:26 AM.

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    Passing the guard: Monkey vaults the fence.
    "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

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