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    Hey folks, some info relevant to this thread-

    Since I am under doctor's orders to rest today, I took the liberty of running searches on "shoten no jutsu" on Google and Yahoo, and used the video searches in addition.

    This was the only clip that was provided by a ninja, and it's gone.

    Here is the most relevant google search. The only thing to be found are ninjas on forums referring people to- clips of parkour.

    Let's see a clip of Hatsumi, Tanemura, or any of thier disciples do anything close to what the Parkour crews do....

    The burden of proof rests on paradoxbox, who conveniently cops-out and ignores the facts (and those of us whom present them).
    Last edited by QuaiJohnCain; 01-19-2006 at 02:52 PM.

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    Notice how all of you are safely sitting at home while all of this smack talk is going on. Thus proving my point that "SittingOnMyCouchDo" is the ultimate martial art.

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    "SittingOnMyCouchDo" is hardly martial.

    I still (as always) stand by what I say. I'd say it to all in the face, too. My info is quite public, I can be found (and have been before) to do so.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Fox
    Notice how all of you are safely sitting at home while all of this smack talk is going on. Thus proving my point that "SittingOnMyCouchDo" is the ultimate martial art.

    You all owe me $99 each and I will send you your black belts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuaiJohnCain
    "SittingOnMyCouchDo" is hardly martial.
    Well, I think it's actually the art of escaping.
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  5. #95
    Quote Originally Posted by paradoxbox
    I don't even know what you're on about in this post, but anyway freerunner is just what someone who does parkour is called. Another term is traceur.
    You mean like running away from the law - bonnie & clyde style? Do you like running or do you prefer jogging. I myself prefer to ride a bike. Have you tried ridding a bike?

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    Quote Originally Posted by green_willow
    I myself prefer to ride a bike. Have you tried ridding a bike?
    Riding a bike is actually a Ninja art. All the famous masters could do big air tricks and railings and whatnot. Oh and if you don't beleive me I have seen many videoclips on the internet of famous masters doing this. I'm also sure I could find an acient training manual on the subject if I wanted to.


    ..but it's not like I wanna post it here or anything
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    Talking Best Parkour vid ever...

    Best Parkour vid ever


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    Ouch! I can't believe I just saw this thread. Nice find
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    Lamest Parkour yet

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    funny but everyones got to start somewhere.
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    True, but he's not ready to be makeing videos of himself yet. Since he insists, we are allowed, and yes dare I say, MUST laugh!
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    ttt

    So, who has seen DISTRICT B-13 (aka Banlieue 13)? I'm eager to see it myself.

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    put your mouse over that link and look where it goes to. Pay attention to the end:

    article = 666

    spooky indeed.
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    Wow

    Eh, que c'est bon en esti, ca! C'est vraiment d'la cool!

    Urm....pardon my french.

    That was awesome. District 13, you say? Gotta look it up. Parkour means (loosely) run around, even though it's not spelt right.

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    So Melissa asks "Dad, can I go by Laurens?"

    I reply "Sure, be home by about 6:00 for dinner"

    Melissa responds by bolting through the living room, out the back sliding door filps up on to the rail of the porch, and does some sort of flipie/twistie thing over the banister & BUSHES, and lands in the grass, followed by a sterio typical gymnastics salute to the judges before bolting off to her friends house.

    Now that makes a Daddy proud!
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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