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    twas on a TNG ep that it was mentioned.

    worf was in a cargo bay and a big barrel fell on his back. legs no more work. he was thinking the honorable way out was death, but a guest on the show was working on some medical procedure that'd heal your spine right up. the procedure worked, but worf's main organs failed and he died. then his extra organs kicked in, and he was back to arming torpedoes in no time.
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    Bad Ash from "Army of Darkness" would burninate a Klingon.
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    problem is, he wasn't the one with the gun.

    i guess that means good ash could burninate a bird of prey?
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    Ok, lets do this methodicaly.

    The Last Samurai tells us that 1 short alcoholic cavalry officer can beat about 5 Samurai with a flag pole (although latter on he is unable to beat 1 samurai while on his feet with a sword).

    so here we see
    Tom Cruze = 5 samurai.

    Now the origional stat trek tells me that william Shattner can beat only 1 kilngon.....anymore than this and he gets taken prisoner, only to be sprung by a good looking alien chik.

    so here we soo that
    William shattner > 1 Kilngon


    Now I do not belive that anyone thinks that William Shattner could not take Tom anyday......let alone 1/5 of Tom!
    LOL.. really, what else did you hear?.. did you hear that he was voted Man of the Year by Kung-Fu Magizine?

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    good logic, lio.

    i just noticed, due to lio's misspelling of shatner's last name, that the root word of cap'n kirk's real surname is ...

    shat.
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    Me, miss spell? neva!
    LOL.. really, what else did you hear?.. did you hear that he was voted Man of the Year by Kung-Fu Magizine?

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    Will Shatter was the lead singer for Flipper.
    William Shatner was Captain James T. Kirk
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    Originally posted by Chang Style Novice
    Will Shatter was the lead singer for Flipper.
    William Shatner was Captain James T. Kirk
    Learn the difference! Your life may depend on it.
    Lead singer for flipper? What instrument did flipper play?
    LOL.. really, what else did you hear?.. did you hear that he was voted Man of the Year by Kung-Fu Magizine?

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    Originally posted by Liokault


    Lead singer for flipper? What instrument did flipper play?
    blow hole tuba
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    All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
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    "It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."

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    sex bomb is right.

    hell, if you can get lords of acid to cover you, you know you've done something right.
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    Originally posted by rubthebuddha
    twas on a TNG ep that it was mentioned.

    worf was in a cargo bay and a big barrel fell on his back. legs no more work. he was thinking the honorable way out was death, but a guest on the show was working on some medical procedure that'd heal your spine right up. the procedure worked, but worf's main organs failed and he died. then his extra organs kicked in, and he was back to arming torpedoes in no time.
    I think I remember that one. Is that the one where they show the model of the Klingon spine and we see that he has an extra brain at the base of his spine?
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    " i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA

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    Originally posted by rubthebuddha
    IF -- it's amazing what geeks will put up on websites.
    It's amazing what kind of geek I am that I remember that episode after seeing it like 10 years ago.
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    you? a geek? never woulda crossed my mind. what, with all that cardio you do ...








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