Klingon vs. Samurai

[sticky fingers]

Klingon vs. Samurai

Ok, who would win, i know you've wondered. My personal opinion, the Klingon would own the Samurai. (of course, mabye im biased cause im half-Klingon) What do u guys think?

[norther practitioner]

I think this has gone too far, and you've stepped beyond the rediculous.

[Liokault]

Hmmm are they the ghay first serise klingons or the cooler next gen ones?

[rubthebuddha]

or the cooler but next gen ones?

you mean the ones with a pile of **** on their foreheads?

i say samurai, because the majority of star trek fights are laden with techniques in which i clasp my hands together, fingers intertwined, then swing.

fingers can be broken in many ways, but few will break as many at once as hitting someone like star trek suggests.



the old batman series had better fight scenes ... at least, until the dancing started.

[norther practitioner]

ah, come on man, you can't be speaking about the bat-tuissi like that.

[Liokault]

Hmmm not only do samrurai not have an answer to cloacking technology but they have no defense against orbit to surface beam weapons.

[rubthebuddha]

good for them, but i've yet to see a televised klingon that could:

1. carry an entire cloaking assembly
or
2. carry an orbit-to-surface weapon

if you change the criteria to "who would win, a samurai or a bird of prey," the answer changes a little.


NP -- the whole show was crap, with one exception. one gorgeous exception with one of the best voices ever:

eartha kitt.

[Liokault]

Originally posted by rubthebuddha
good for them, but i've yet to see a televised klingon that could:

1. carry an entire cloaking assembly
or
2. carry an orbit-to-surface weapon

if you change the criteria to "who would win, a samurai or a bird of prey," the answer changes a little.


NP -- the whole show was crap, with one exception. one gorgeous exception with one of the best voices ever:

eartha kitt.

I did not see it as "changing the criteria" I saw it as plus points of the kilngon......such as space craft....being fictional etc, against the plus points of the samurai....such as being semi fictional and beliving in budo etc.

[MasterKiller]

I've seen Klingons walking around town at the WarriorCon, but I've never seen a Samurai except in the movies; therefore, Samurais must be fake.

[Chinwoo-er]

Ki blast vs disruptor blast.......


hard choice.

[IronFist]

If the Klingon got a phaser, then he would win.

But what weapons are we talking about? A Samurai sword vs. what? A bat-leth (I know I spelled that wrong, but you know what I'm talking about)? A Klingon knife? What's the deal.

I think Klingons are stronger than humans, but they both kind of have the same attitude toward battle.

[Liokault]

Dont klingons have 3 hearts?.....or is that doctors?

[red5angel]

Klingon cause their knives have cool springy pokey bits.

[rubthebuddha]

lio -- two hearts, i believe. they just have backups of most organs in case of failure. if you live an society that wields knives with springy pokey bits, it's probably good to have an extra liver.

[IronFist]

Klingons have extra organs? I never knew that. Did they mention it on an episode or something? All I ever watched was Next Generation.