Martial Arts around University of Chicago

[Taomonkey]

I'm going to be in Chicago for a week next month, at the University of Chicago. I would like to train with some one when I'm there. Any reccomendations?

[Water Dragon]

You're more than welcome to come play with us.

Shuai Chiao, Muay Thai, BJJ, San Shou. What's your flavor?

[Taomonkey]

Where are you located? Any places near the Wrigley Building. I wont have a car, and will depend on PT.

[Water Dragon]

We train in North West Indiana.

If you want to go to Shuai Chiao/Sand Shou, Crippled Avenger lives about 4 blocks from the U of C and can scoop you up.

If you want to do Mauy Thai/BJJ you can take the train from 59th Street. It drops you off 1/2 block form the gym.

[Taomonkey]

tell me more about this "Crippled Avenger"

[Water Dragon]

Not much to say really. He's just some whiny little punk who started hanging around. Every time I throw him, he runs into the corner to cry while sucking his thumb.

But his mom gives me a check every month to be his friend, so I can't really tell him to go away. It is my understanding that the poor schmuck has no friends.

Oh yeah! He also posts here. His version of the story might be a little different than mine. But you don't want to believe him. I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

[rubthebuddha]

*struggles to keep the giggles in*

[norther practitioner]

Originally posted by Water Dragon
Not much to say really. He's just some whiny little punk who started hanging around. Every time I throw him, he runs into the corner to cry while sucking his thumb.

But his mom gives me a check every month to be his friend, so I can't really tell him to go away. It is my understanding that the poor schmuck has no friends.

Oh yeah! He also posts here. His version of the story might be a little different than mine. But you don't want to believe him. I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

WDs funniest post to date.. which isn't that hard I guess, but this is pretty darn funny.

[Taomonkey]

Then why would I want to go train with him,, ? Or do you think I would enjoy whippin up on him.

[Water Dragon]

If you come by to train, and let him win, I think I can get his momma to write you a check.

[rubthebuddha]

*ganders around*

where's crippy? pitching someone **** isn't as much fun if they aren't around to get splattered by it.

[CrippledAvenger]

Sorry boys,

I've been real busy with work and conditioning this weekend.

Anyhow, I think WD's just jealous 'cause he recently found out his wife's been paying ME to go easy on him because he's an old man. Make him feel like he's winning, she tells me.

And this is the thanks I get?

[rubthebuddha]

[throws gas on fire]

c'mon, crippy, you gotta be more offensive than that.

also, how much did she dock you in pay for breaking his toe?

[/throws gas on fire]

[Water Dragon]

Originally posted by rubthebuddha



also, how much did she dock you in pay for breaking his toe?

STFU! I broke the little toe on the same foot Thursday night.

Thanks for stirring up THAT painful memory

[CrippledAvenger]

It's his womanly legs, I tell ya. All that shaving makes the bones softer.