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  1. 03-11-2004, 11:23 AM #31
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    Originally posted by Vash
    Indeed. Know why? They get the scream out.
    never thought about that.

    but i have never seen a kung fu woman do "i want a kung fu guy"
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  2. 03-11-2004, 05:05 PM #32
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    good thread

    I confess, i watched xma, pppppllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassseeeeeee forgive me.

    I have been to tkd seminars ,ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh ,the devil was in me!

    I used to think aikido was a good art, ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh I was misled by temptation.

    I posted pics of nasty ho es on the kfm contest, lord have mercy.

    I skip responsabilities to practice gongfu, well, thats not so bad?
    Bless you
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  3. 03-11-2004, 05:07 PM #33
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    Duh, they could easily get a Kung Fu guy.
    I have a signature.
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  4. 03-13-2004, 10:13 AM #34
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    forgive me for i have sinned...

    i haven't posted here in like 2 or 3 mos.
    i have a hot girlfriend who knows kung fu.
    we have teh sex0r.
    a lot.
    i was unsuccessful in using my kungfu to defend myself against a horde of chiggers intent on draining my blood and leaving a myriad of nasty red bites with overly large punctas on my legs.
    i've been using dreamweaver in my html class because hand coding takes too friggin long.
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    Originally posted by bodhitree

    I used to think aikido was a good art, ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh I was misled by temptation.
    Excuse my ignorance, but whats wrong with aikido?
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  6. 03-13-2004, 11:57 AM #36
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    I have sinned...
    Havn't trained since before xmas due to the military service. I'm getting better at fire arms though and I'm plotting to put togheter a small guerilla and raid Denmark. Anyone want in?
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    Unhappy Forgive me for i have sinned

    Oh great Kung fu God i have sinned and confess that i once joined a bullsh!t kung fu organization and blindly put my loyalties to an organization that really could care less about dedication and integrity. For 6 years i wasted my energy ,,was taught many things but learned absolutely nothing.

    i have sinned and i ask for forgiveness for i now have returned to my original roots and am now alot happier. i offer absolution to all who train at McDojos and get really nothing out of them.


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    Forgive me, O Spirits of the 5 Elders, for I have lost my job (not to mention my former employer still owes me my last salary) and therefore had to put an end to my wing chunning until who knows when.

    That, and sometimes I stick my elbow out.
    And I slouch a lot.
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  11. 03-16-2004, 06:35 AM #41
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    Forgive me general Gwan for I have sinned...


    I havn't trained properly for three months now (not even breaking a sweat) and my laziness is still holding on to me very firmly.

    Save me General Gwan, save me !!!!
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    I have given up Wing Chun to learn Xing Yi... and don't have the courage to go back on the Wing Chun board and tell them because they will ask me my lineage......and I'm not sure I know it!!!!!!
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    Forgive me, O Great God of TMA, I have just joined a MMA club.
    Not only that, but I think it's a bit of a McDojo.
    Save me from eternal d amnation by traditionalists.

    Oh, and I also covet my neighbour's girlfriend.
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  14. 03-16-2004, 10:06 AM #44
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    good thread sticky.
    Bless you
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    KFO Confessional

    I tried to learn Feeding Crane from a tape, while learning karate. Is that a compound sin, or what.
    I smoked non-tobacco and did Chi K'ung. At least I learned from a qualified instructor, in person (the Chi K'ung...)
    I think it's funny when people **** loud when they're demonstrating taolu in front of the class.
    I keep kicking hard spots with my toes & they turn into little purple balloon animals for weeks (the toes).
    In the aforementioned karate class, for a little while, I gave kiais with every move like Sammo on martial law.
    My first post on the forum is as long as Lord of the Rings.
    Boddhidarma said my kung fu soul was black, like a hooker's raincoat, but that I am improving, gradually.
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