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  1. 03-09-2004, 10:07 AM #1
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    The KFO Confessional

    Friends, we are gathered here today to confess and repent our kung-fu sins. May we beg for forgiveness and pray that we shall not commit that sin again.

    I shall begin

    Forgive me (insert deity here), for I have sinned.
    Tonight I chased arms instead of attacking my opponent's centre.
    For my penance I shall nurse this nasty lump on my head.

    Amen
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    I got drunk last weekend and pee'd in my wife's underwear drawer.

    Then I blamed it on my 2 year old.

    I feel so dirty
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    While boxing last night I did a broken wing block and rolling leaf "jab"...

    He just looked at me like I had sprouted antlers..
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    forgive me (god of hyooogeness), for i have sinned. i've been barely giving my legs attention during workouts, and then put them through scrappers 1 on sunday. for my pennance, i shall bear this ache that was dull when i used my quads yesterday but has sharpened today. i vow to train my legs more consistently in the future.

    may i also express gratitude, that wing tsun and muay thai don't have low stances. at least this week they don't, and that's all that matters.
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    A List Too Long

    Forgive me, brothers, for I have sinned;

    I have taken a year off to heal an injury.

    I have urges to learn difficult kung fu sets from a video tape.

    My ***** is HUGE.

    In my training day, I more often worked sets and set sections without resisting partners.

    I also did not attempt to give myself a hernia by exerting my breath during Sanchin.

    Judge Pen has yet to get a video of his San Njie (tattle more than confession).

    My weight training sometimes interefered with my technical workouts.

    And again, my ***** is Ginormous,
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    Re: A List Too Long

    Originally posted by Vash

    Judge Pen has yet to get a video of his San Njie (tattle more than confession).
    Don't you know not to go speaking out of school? When I broke up with my hot ex-finacee, she took the video camera, but when I can afford one, or meet someone else with a camera, I'll tape it and send you a copy. Patience Vash.
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    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.
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    Re: Re: A List Too Long

    Originally posted by Judge Pen


    Don't you know not to go speaking out of school? When I broke up with my hot ex-finacee, she took the video camera.
    Wimmins is of the debil. Too bad they look so gosh-darn good.

    but when I can afford one, or meet someone else with a camera, I'll tape it and send you a copy.
    YAY!

    Patience, Vash.
    That is a virtue I sadly lack. Just check my underwear drawer.
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    Originally posted by Xebsball
    sometimes i wank in front of the mirror
    Jesus says you should love yourself, but errrr not in the way you're describing...
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    I CONFESS!

    I laughed so hard at Xebs post....

    A little bit of wee came out.
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    Mike: I didn't HAVE too.
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    Originally posted by sticky fingers


    Jesus says you should love yourself, but errrr not in the way you're describing...
    And this comes from a guy named sicky fingers?
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.
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