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Thread: bruce lee vs. mike tyson: from a gamers forum

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    Hey, I'm quoting Bugs Bunny here!
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    i'm familiar with some of these exercises and they arent going to help you if tyson punches you in the bread basket. they are going to help you if i punch you in the bread basket.
    Ha,ha.

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    only reason i think BL would have a chance over MT is because boxers dont know how to kick and are close range fighters. BL like to use a lot of kicks for long erange. but boxers arte quick with the feet and im sure could deliver devestating blows. so tis a 50/50 he said shge said type thing.
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    My personal favorite was

    Originally posted by pgwyd
    i'm sick of this argument, bruce lee would kick tysons ass even with just his chi'.
    hehe, that is great.
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    i almost feel bad for the one guy you're arguing with philbert.

    sometimes he makes sense and you realize he's not a complete moron, but then you spits all his delusions in your face and it makes you want to put rusty nails through his peepe.
    where's my beer?

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    "bruce lee would kick tysons ass even with just his chi"

    That guy is starting to sound like dimmakseminar...CHI BLAST!!!
    "Don't Focus on the Fingers or You will miss all the Heavenly Glory!"

    Morbicid-"Maybe some moves are made just so that, if u somehow manage to pull them off in a fight, u get some serious bragging rights.

    Many famous fighters have done this (roy jones jr, chuck norris, Morbicid, etc)"

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    Oh, God, I am in the library at school here giggling, cause I am trying to keep quiet, yet laugh. People are looking at me with weird expressions, I wish I could just burst out laughing without being kicked out. Thanks for that picture btw.
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    yeah ... this is pretty childish bragging, but i owned that pawnd guy on the game.

    i saw his character killing stuff so i stealthed up and robbed him. he then attacked my theif, but i had already stolen his bandages and he had no way to heal. i chased him around for a good 5 minutes yelling BRUCE LEE SUCKS over and over. he finally ran in his house where i couldnt get him before dying though.
    where's my beer?

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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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    What's funny is all of you guys joined that forum just to speak on that post and after that all the gamers just shut up except for a couple.

    But in a fight wouldn't Bruce Lee be striking areas like the groin, kneecap, neck, arm pit and stuff like that? I don't think boxers are trained to defend those areas.

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    bruce vs mike? hard one
    1. bruce lee's one inch punch was reportedly to have a force of 300 pounds.
    2. bruce was friggin fast
    3. good martial artist, and had good footwork, something that tyson is lacking
    HOWEVER..
    1. tyson's boxing, if you have ever seen his low stance punch training on tv, was said by elder generation chinese martial artists to look like xinyi liu he chuan, and tyson was reportedly supposed to have gotten training form chinese martial artists.
    2. boxers get additional training from martial artists, i have personally met one when i went to go wait for my sifu at grandmasteryee's tong long school, a big guy (forgot his name, supposedly ex-golden glove), who learned taiji and wanted to learn tong long.

    odds can go both ways, but one is dead so i think tyson won using his "chi" at a distance without even touching bruce.


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    I think I would win, so stop this stupid argument.
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    Whomever first applied the Cinnabar Palm would be victorious.

    Barring that, I think Royce'd choke both dem biches the hizzle out.
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    Originally posted by htowndragon

    1. bruce lee's one inch punch was reportedly to have a force of 300 pounds.


    It's also a known parlor trick...

    2. bruce was friggin fast

    and tyson hits friggin hard...

    3. good martial artist, and had good footwork, something that tyson is lacking

    Good hands, awesome knockout power, and a size advantage in tyson's favor.


    1. tyson's boxing, if you have ever seen his low stance punch training on tv, was said by elder generation chinese martial artists to look like xinyi liu he chuan, and tyson was reportedly supposed to have gotten training form chinese martial artists.

    who reported it? Is that documented anywhere?

    2. boxers get additional training from martial artists, i have personally met one when i went to go wait for my sifu at grandmasteryee's tong long school, a big guy (forgot his name, supposedly ex-golden glove), who learned taiji and wanted to learn tong long.

    not all of them do. I would venture to say that most of them don't. However, boxing IS a martial art.
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    sevenstar-
    whats the use of being big and strong, if you cant hit the other person? in your 7* mantis, does size matter? doesnt technique and skill matter more?

    looks like people are losing faith in TCM.

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