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  1. 03-18-2004, 07:41 AM #1
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    Exclamation Rumsfield Host NO HOLDS BARRED Martial Arts Tourney

    http://www.theonion.com/news/
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    lol
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    Well he was a **** good wrestler in school.
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  4. 03-18-2004, 01:15 PM #4
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    The Onion is a beautiful thing isn't it.

    I like the infographics and the opinion polls too.
    More fun than a barrel of rumsfelds.
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    what cracked me up about it

    they straight plagerized dialogue f/enter the dragon

    rumsfiled dressed like a Space Ghost villian...that was WEAK!

    ...and the pic of Bob Sapp fighting the kung fu guy-hahhahaaaha aww man!

    'suckapunch magazine' LMAO

    KL: the infographics always crack me up..so does 'other news'
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    i still want to know where i can get in on this tournament. i need to practice my transformations and fire ball shooting abilities.
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    Originally posted by Shaolinlueb
    i still want to know where i can get in on this tournament. i need to practice my transformations and fire ball shooting abilities.
    I'll be there with my fatality skills and everything I learned from Ralek's book. With those two combined, I'm invinsible!
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    like that old japanese zen monk that grabs white woman student titties to awaken them to zen, i grab titties of kung fu people to awaken them to truth.
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    nothing like kicking a dead horse...



    don rumsfeld is an asshat.
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