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    2 drops of pee

    that's what came out i was laughing so hard.

    check out www.kungfuonline.com

    then check out the article where there is a guy actually advocating using a knife at a gun fight!

    unbelieveable stupid @ss shiot. hahahahahahaha

    It brings a tear to my eye...just knowing that the Darwin awards will find this guy eventually.

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    then check out the article where there is a guy actually advocating using a knife at a gun fight!
    Did you actually read the article? He doesn't really seem to be advocating using a knife at a gun fight. In fact, he seems to suggest not even using a knife at a knife fight if at all possible.
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    uh yeah and that would be why he is going on about the bigger and longer kniofe is better to use than a short knife against a gun????

    lol, yes i read the article and yes the man is a candidate for the darwin awards.

    can you say "delusional"

    a small disclaimer does not undo the wholesale nonsense of that entire article.

    to paraphrase, "do not try this at home" undoes nothing about it

    yeesh.
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    I'd vote you as a candidate for the darwin awards KL. If you had kept an open mind, instead of being your normally close minded and moronic self, you could probably understand that while the guy doesn't advocate using a knife against a gun as proper offense, he has tapped a side subject, a discussion of sorts on what would be better used in a fight. As martial artists we sort of enjoy talking about those finer points from time to time, since some of us have got bored with sitting around in silk pj's and doing forms and stance work. If you were an actual martial artists you would understand that. I'm starting to doubt you even train in the martial arts beyond some taichi at the local ymca.
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    General Rule: every inch of blade increases your chances of survival by 10 %

    See Joe, I DO pay attention

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    Are you talking about the Richard Ryan article, Kung Lek?
    When you assume, you make an ass out of... pretty much just you, really.

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    Tell you what guys.

    I'll bring a glock, you bring as big a blade as you want, hell you can even train up for two years with the guy if you want.

    Then I will teach you about how my Gun fu defeats your crappy blade work each and every time all the time.

    closed mind. lol gimme a break.

    and yes i am talking about that ryan article. ridiculous. disclaimers or not, the pictures and commentaries are balls out stupid junk.

    whatever, you guys can buy that crap if you want, I happen to have a brain. lol

    knife to a gun fight HA!
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    Originally posted by Water Dragon
    General Rule: every inch of blade increases your chances of survival by 10 %
    so if I carry a 10 inch knife, then I'm immortal?
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.

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    right KL, like you know how to fire a gun. that would be against your pacifist ways.




    I happen to have a brain. lol
    so did the dinosaurs, but they were the size of walnuts....
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    Originally posted by Kung Lek
    and yes i am talking about that ryan article. ridiculous. disclaimers or not, the pictures and commentaries are balls out stupid junk.
    Where does he advocate bringing a knife to a gunfight?

    He states that a larger knife is better than a smaller one in many ways. And the illustrations suggest that if someone were stuck going against a gun with a knife, a bigger knife would be better than a smaller one. But that's a world apart from advocating a knife over a gun.
    When you assume, you make an ass out of... pretty much just you, really.

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    uh oh - Ap has made the fatal mistake and tried to bring common sense and good reading comprehension into the discussion. My prediction is, KL puts upa half assed argument, then resorts to name calling and eventually just disappears.
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    Where does he advocate bringing a knife to a gunfight?
    dude, you can't view jpegs on your pooter?
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    Originally posted by Judge Pen


    so if I carry a 10 inch knife, then I'm immortal?
    Yes.
    If you carry a katana you can fly and talk to the spirit world.
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    Originally posted by Judge Pen


    so if I carry a 10 inch knife, then I'm immortal?
    No Judge Pen, that is not what it means. See what Shaolin Do does to you ?

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    I think the article is pretty logical. I mean who wouldn't want the bigger knife in a knife fight?

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