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    tu jin sheng

    i kicked tu jin shengs nuts last year at houston annual chinese martial arts exhibition. it was funny. he was like, okay i need a volunteer, and two of my friends made me go up. so this is how the convo went

    (convo in chinese)
    master tu: i want you to kick straight up here
    me: whaaaaaatt?
    master tu: straight into here
    me: uhh... u sure?
    master tu: YES!!
    me: ok....

    ten kicks into the nuts, and he had to jump a little to neutralize it.

    he also lifted a bucked of water wit his d1ck

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    that's awesome. If I was chosen, I wouldn't hesitate. speaking of him, the baton form he did in a kf magazine a few months ago, is that a traditional fighting form? if it is, what style is it?

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    HAhhahhaHHAhHAHAHhHahhaHHhahhaaaahhahHAHhAAH

    man thats just SOOO funny!

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    ten kicks

    The crutch/tonfa form was in our Mar Apr 2004. It was a traditional from form the Sun Bin system. By the way, have you all seen this?
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    Re: tu jin sheng

    Originally posted by htowndragon
    he also lifted a bucked of water wit his d1ck
    Always helpful when the wife sends you off to the well to collect water, no wait, that was in a past life....
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    i desperately want to spin this.
    "In the world of martial arts, respect is often a given. In the real world, it must be earned."

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    spin furthur...

    ...and when you're done spinning, prepare yourself for htowndragon's ten kicks to the crotch.
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    ill be nice and only do 9

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    i became famous in houstons chinatown for that, the next day a bunch of people came up to me and asked if iwas the lucky guy who got to kick his crotch.

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    The crutch/tonfa form was in our Mar Apr 2004. It was a traditional from form the Sun Bin system. By the way, have you all seen this?
    so is it an external combat effective form?

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    merry -- i know what you're thinking. the practical application? when someone is changing from in your guard to mount and their shin is on your nuts, you can buck them without fear of smooshing your tiddlywinks.
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    sun bin

    so is it an external combat effective form?
    I would classify Sun Bin as external and combative. It's often connected to sleeve boxing, although I don't know how much of the system GM Tu actually knows of it. He's actually quite knowledgable, but people always get hung up on his iron crotch (that is a show stopper). Tu clearly has a lot of skill and a lot of knowledge. I've sat in on some of his lectures on various topics and have found him an extraordinary resource on a lot of odd martial skills.
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