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    Question Would you do the same if fighting a BEAR?

    Would you go for the dim mak, slap it in the face, or do like this boy ?


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    It has to be two for tuesday today or something?

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    Originally posted by ShaolinTiger00
    Judo defeats Bear
    now that's what i'm talking about

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    Bear vs Kung Fu

    Another Bear Kung Fu video.
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    MK, should've known that first clip was bound to be resurrected

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    the first clip reminds me of the time i was in nam MK, i had charlie all around me... oh wait nm.
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    Cool

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    was picking mushrooms
    that's probably the key to that story...


    they didn't even say what type of throw it was
    "George never did wake up. And, even all that talking didn't make death any easier...at least not for us. Maybe, in the end, all you can really hope for is that your last thought is a nice one...even if it's just about the taste of a nice cold beer."

    "If you find the right balance between desperation and fear you can make people believe anything"

    "Is enlightenment even possible? Or, did I drive by it like a missed exit?"

    It's simpler than you think.

    I could be completely wrong"

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    Later Saturday, following the morning attack, officials found the bear in the campsite area on Deer Island in southeast Alaska and killed her.
    May she rest in peace.

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    "I think he is the biggest, baddest thing in the woods. He punched the bear," Prysunka said.

    **** I would never punch the bear. I'd scream like a girl.

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    davy crocket did that ish when he was only 3.... his kung fu bear skillz were mad good.
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    If a bear was already in the process of mauling me, hell yeah!

    What would I have to lose at that point?

    Screaming like a girl would probably figure into it, too, as well as soiling myself like a baby.
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