Man, isn't it enough that my jokes aspire (most often without success) to being funny? Do they have to make sense as well?
Man, isn't it enough that my jokes aspire (most often without success) to being funny? Do they have to make sense as well?
All my fight strategy is based on deliberately injuring my opponents. -
Crippled Avenger
"It is the same in all wars; the soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting, and no true patriot ever get near a front-line trench, except on the briefest of propoganda visits...Perhaps when the next great war comes we may see that sight unprecendented in all history, a jingo with a bullet-hole in him."
First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
The style of kung fu is known as Tien Shan Pai...there have been some articles in inside kung fu about it recently...what style of kung fu?
Veni Vidi Vici
good point, my badOriginally posted by Chang Style Novice
Man, isn't it enough that my jokes aspire (most often without success) to being funny? Do they have to make sense as well?
i just got the flashback of walking a few blocks away from the courthouse one day and having some interesting experiences.
still wanna go back to austin....
-Jack Dempsey ch1 pg1 Championship FightingWhat would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?
It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.
Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile WHEN ITS BODY-WEIGHT IS SET INTO FAST MOTION.